Events Puns and Holiday Jokes

Ruin their special day with these terrible birthday puns. We have the absolute worst jokes for greeting cards, text messages, and awkward office cake parties.

Need funny retirement puns for a coworker card, cake, or speech? Steal these sarcastic one-liners, teacher jokes, and captions before HR locks you out.

Stop making small talk and start sending these awful Thanksgiving puns to your group chat instead. Here are the best turkey jokes to ruin the holiday.

We sincerely apologize for these 150+ wedding puns. Copy the best ones for your best man speech, Instagram captions, and greeting cards so you can get back to the buffet.

Looking for a witty graduation pun to distract your relatives from your GPA? We rounded up over 150 funny graduation jokes, dad jokes, and short one-liners perfect for your mortarboard, social media captions, or greeting cards. We apologize in advance for the terrible wordplay.

Moving is terrible, but these funny housewarming puns make it slightly more bearable. Grab these sarcastic jokes, one-liners, and captions before the reality of a 30-year mortgage sets in.

Need some hilarious Halloween puns to inflict on your friends and coworkers? Browse our massive collection of spooky one-liners, flirty ghost jokes, and cringey pumpkin wordplay.

Cringe-worthy prom puns for posters, promposals, and captions that somehow still work every time.

Our massive collection of short, funny anniversary puns is guaranteed to make your partner groan. From quick text messages to corporate Slack statuses, use these at your own personal risk.