Food Puns and Drink Jokes

You are likely hungry or trying to figure out a clever caption for a picture of your overpriced lunch. We have collected the worst food puns and drink jokes available to humanity.

Perfect for annoying your waiter or ruining the group chat.

A Menu of Mistakes

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Spore-tacular Mold Jokes: The Most Toxic List on the Internet

Mold jokes
Is your bathroom ceiling looking a little too hairy? We’ve compiled a list of mold jokes so toxic they’ve been banned in three states. Enter if you have zero standards.
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120 Ice Cream Puns That Are Un-cone-ditionally Terrible

Ice Cream puns
We scooped up the absolute worst dairy jokes on the internet. Read them and weep.
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127+ Hot Pot Puns to Ruin Your Next Group Dinner

Hot Pot puns
From thinly sliced beef to questionable tofu jokes, this is the ultimate list of wordplay to completely ruin your next Asian cuisine outing.
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115+ Japanese Food Puns That Will Make You Soy Happy

Japanese Food Puns
From udon noodles to fresh sashimi, these Japanese food jokes are the perfect recipe for a terrible sense of humor.
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The Ultimate Menu of Pasta Puns for Your Next Carb Coma

Pasta puns
We compiled the absolute worst pasta puns and spaghetti jokes so you do not have to do the heavy lifting. Prepare to groan entirely too loud.
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The Ultimate Stack of Pancake Puns & Waffle Jokes for Brunch

Pancake puns
A massive stack of pancake puns that are flat-out funny. Or just flat. You decide. Grab the syrup.
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Corn Puns So Bad They Are Good: Captions, Jokes & One-Liners

Corn puns
From "aw shucks" to "kernel of truth," this is the only collection of corn jokes you need to ruin a perfectly good family dinner.
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Watermelon Puns That Are One in a Melon (And We Are Sorry)

Watermelon puns
A collection of melon jokes so bad they are actually... well, no, they are just bad.
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Cute Fruit Puns That Are Berry Special

Cute Fruit Puns
From berries to bananas, this list of cute fruit puns is ripe for the picking. Don't blame us if you lose followers.
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