We scooped up the absolute worst dairy jokes on the internet. Read them and weep.

From thinly sliced beef to questionable tofu jokes, this is the ultimate list of wordplay to completely ruin your next Asian cuisine outing.

From udon noodles to fresh sashimi, these Japanese food jokes are the perfect recipe for a terrible sense of humor.

We compiled the absolute worst pasta puns and spaghetti jokes so you do not have to do the heavy lifting. Prepare to groan entirely too loud.

A massive stack of pancake puns that are flat-out funny. Or just flat. You decide. Grab the syrup.

From "aw shucks" to "kernel of truth," this is the only collection of corn jokes you need to ruin a perfectly good family dinner.

A collection of melon jokes so bad they are actually... well, no, they are just bad.

From berries to bananas, this list of cute fruit puns is ripe for the picking. Don't blame us if you lose followers.

We fried these jokes until they were golden brown. Here is a list of donut puns so bad they might actually be good.