You ventured outside, realized the graphics were terrible, and came back indoors to read nature puns on your phone. We support that decision.
We have collected the most groan-inducing animal jokes and plant puns on the internet. We apologize in advance for how aggressively terrible these are.
Our Most Regrettable Animal Jokes
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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What is a frog’s favorite year? Leap year.
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