Welcome to the section of the website we try to avoid.
If you have clicked this page, it usually means one of three things happened:
- You read a pun so bad that you feel legally compelled to report it.
- You used one of our pickup lines and are now currently single.
- You are a lonely advertiser looking to give us money.
Whatever the reason, the Complaint Department is open. Please keep in mind that our customer service team is run entirely by Gerald (the Opossum), so don’t expect empathy. He doesn’t have any.
What Happens After You Submit the Form?
Your message goes to the PunSpill inbox, where an actual human reviews legitimate inquiries.
- General questions and suggestions: We’ll review your message and respond when a reply is needed.
- Copyright or content concerns: Please include the relevant page URL and details so we can investigate.
- Privacy inquiries: We’ll review requests concerning personal information and respond as required by applicable law.
- Advertising and business inquiries: Include your website or business details and the reason for contacting us.
Gerald still insists he’s the Head of HR, but we don’t let him handle important emails.
Stalk Us Elsewhere:
If this form feels too formal, you can slide into our DMs where we are equally unhelpful.
- Instagram: @PunSpill (For visual regrets)
- Pinterest: PunSpill (For pinning your mistakes)
- Twitter/X: @Pun_Spill (For unhinged thoughts)
- Facebook: @PunSpill (For tagging the friends you secretly hate)
- YouTube: @PunSpill (For watching us fail in 4K)
Pre-Complaint Questions
Read this before you start screaming.
I want a refund.
This website is free. We will happily refund you $0.00. Please allow 3-5 business years for processing.
Can I send you a pun to publish?
You can try. But unless it makes us physically recoil in pain, we probably won’t use it. We have high standards for low quality.
Why hasn’t Gerald replied to my email?
Gerald has limited office skills and an even more limited attention span. Legitimate messages are reviewed by a human, so please allow time for a response. If your inquiry concerns privacy, copyright, or a business matter, make that clear in the message.
Where is your office located?
In the cloud. Which sounds fancy, but really just means Umer’s living room. Please do not visit.
Can I hire you to write jokes for my wedding speech?
Only if you want the bride to leave you at the altar.
