Body Puns and Anatomy Jokes

Your body works around the clock without asking for applause. It keeps your heart beating, your brain thinking, and your knees making weird noises when you stand up too fast.

Obviously, we decided to reward it with terrible jokes.

Here you’ll find body puns, anatomy jokes, and enough wordplay to make your internal organs reconsider their commitment to this arrangement.

Things Got Weird Under the Skin

Find the Funny Bone

The human body is a miracle of biology.

We made butt jokes about it.

The Ultimate List of Arm Puns for Your Next Orthopedic Visit

Arm Puns
Prepare yourself for the absolute worst collection of arm puns on the internet. Perfect for group chats, Tinder bios, and making people regret talking to you.
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The Ultimate List of Knee Puns and Terrible One-LinersĀ 

Knee puns
Recovering from an ACL tear? Make the pain worse with these awful knee puns and one-liners. We apologize in advance.
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115+ Ear Puns That Will Make You Wish You Were Deaf

Ear puns
We compiled over 115 terrible ear puns so you do not have to. Warning: These big ear jokes will actively lower your social standing.
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The Ultimate List of Butt Jokes for Kids and Immature Adults

Butt jokes
From clean chicken butt jokes for kids to savage flat butt roasts, this is the only list of bum humor you will ever need to regret reading.
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125+ Nose Puns and Jokes to Make You Hold Your Breath

Nose puns
From cute dog boops to completely unhinged dirty nose jokes for adults, this list of puns is nothing to sneeze at. Read at your own risk.
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85 Eyebrow Puns That Are Plucking Ridiculous

Eyebrow puns
Warning: these eyebrow puns are highly offensive to estheticians everywhere. Read our highly regrettable beauty humor at your own risk.
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107+ Brain Puns That Will Blow Your Mind (And We Are Sorry)

Brain puns
We use 100% of our brain to bring you 0% quality content. Here are the best brain jokes on the internet.
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Heart Puns That Are Aorta This World (We’re So Sorry)

Heart puns
We poured our heart and soul into this list. Mostly just the heart. Read at your own risk.
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Skeleton Puns That Are Rib-Ticklingly Bad (We Are So Sorry)

Skeleton puns
A rib-tickling collection of anatomy jokes that will make you groan. Calcium not included.
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