Forced socialization is exhausting. Whether it is a birthday, a holiday, or an awkward baby shower, you need cheap humor to survive the small talk.
We compiled the absolute worst event jokes and holiday puns to write in your greeting cards when you forget to buy an actual gift.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
What kind of cheese do you serve on a birthday? Gor-go-zola.
Birthday Puns: Ruin their special day with our cheese birthday puns and dino birthday puns.
Valentine Puns: Apologize to your partner with our donut valentine puns, valentine puns for boyfriend, and valentine puns for friends.
Holiday Jokes: Survive winter and spring with our snowman jokes, new year puns, and easter bunny puns.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
