Holiday Puns and Event Jokes

Forced socialization is exhausting. Whether it is a birthday, a holiday, or an awkward baby shower, you need cheap humor to survive the small talk.

We compiled the absolute worst event jokes and holiday puns to write in your greeting cards when you forget to buy an actual gift.

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Flower Puns for Mother’s Day That Will Make Her Disown You (Almost)

Flower puns for mother's day
A bouquet of puns that will wither your soul. We have rose jokes, tulip one-liners, and enough plant humor to ruin any garden party.
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105+ Funny Snow Jokes That Will Make You Flake Out

Funny snow jokes
Listen, it is cold outside. You are probably huddled under three blankets trying to distract yourself from the fact that ...
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103+ Golf Birthday Puns That Are Sub-Par (Literally)

Golf birthday puns
We collected the worst golf jokes on the internet so you don't have to. Here are 100+ ways to say "Happy Birthday" to someone who spends too much time in the sand.
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