Sports Puns and Jokes

Looking to ruin a perfectly good trip to the ballpark? We compiled the most groan-inducing baseball puns, one-liners, and dad jokes on the internet so you can annoy your group chat all season long. We apologize in advance.

Whether you need an Instagram caption or a Tinder opener, these archery puns and one-liners are straight to the point (and highly regrettable).

Over 100 water jokes and pool puns that hit harder than a belly flop on solid concrete. We are so, so sorry.

We sincerely apologize for these funny hockey puns. They are cold, unapologetic, and completely out of line.

Grab a steel chair and brace yourself. This collection of wrestling puns and ring humor will put your sense of humor in a sleeper hold.

A massive list of offensive football jokes, cringey tailgate captions, and Superbowl puns guaranteed to make your friends hate you. We apologize in advance.

If you are shaking on a reformer right now, distract yourself with the worst stretching jokes and Pilates puns on the internet.

Apologize to your setter with the worst sports humor available. These volleyball puns are guaranteed to lower your hitting percentage.

Skip the cardio and read these gym puns instead. We have lifting jokes, cardio complaints, and captions that hit harder than Monday morning.