Eye Puns & Optometrist Jokes: A Spectacle of Bad Humor

Why did we write this? We have no eye-deer. Enjoy this blurry list of vision puns and captions.
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Your body works around the clock without asking for applause. It keeps your heart beating, your brain thinking, and your knees making weird noises when you stand up too fast.
Obviously, we decided to reward it with terrible jokes.
Here you’ll find body puns, anatomy jokes, and enough wordplay to make your internal organs reconsider their commitment to this arrangement.
The human body is a miracle of biology.
We made butt jokes about it.
