Body Puns and Anatomy Jokes

Your body works around the clock without asking for applause. It keeps your heart beating, your brain thinking, and your knees making weird noises when you stand up too fast.

Obviously, we decided to reward it with terrible jokes.

Here you’ll find body puns, anatomy jokes, and enough wordplay to make your internal organs reconsider their commitment to this arrangement.

Things Got Weird Under the Skin

Find the Funny Bone

The human body is a miracle of biology.

We made butt jokes about it.

Heart Puns That Are Aorta This World (We’re So Sorry)

Heart puns
We poured our heart and soul into this list. Mostly just the heart. Read at your own risk.
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159+ Skeleton Puns That Are Rib-Ticklingly Bad (Now With Even More Bones)

Skeleton puns
A rib-tickling collection of anatomy jokes that will make you groan. Calcium not included.
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Eye Puns and Eyeball Jokes: A Spectacle of Bad Humor You Cannot Unsee

Eye puns
Why did we write this? We have no eye-deer. Enjoy this blurry list of vision puns and captions.
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