It has officially run out of productive things to do. We understand. You are not looking for high art here. You are looking for Pokémon puns that are so bad they might actually lower your credit score. We have compiled a list of jokes that are arguably worse than a Magikarp using Splash, but we are posting them anyway because we have bills to pay.
These are slightly more questionable, much like your life choices. If you want something cleaner, go read our Minecraft dad jokes and leave us alone.
I am trying not to Squirtle all over the place.
You make my Metapod use Harden.
I would like to get a Pikachu naked.
Are you a fire type? Because you are making me sweat.
Let us get Lickitung tied tonight.
You must be a grass type because I want to get in your weeds.
I must be an HM01 because I want to Cut to the chase.
Are you a master ball? Because I have caught feelings.
I will show you my Pokeballs if you show me yours.
Let us make this a double battle and invite your Jynx.
I will gladly let you Ride my Lapras.
I am going to Raichu a very inappropriate poem.
Let us just get drunk and Drowzee.
Clean Pokemon Jokes for Kids
We actually had to filter ourselves for this one so your children do not get suspended from school. If they get bored of these, distract them with some Mario Kart jokes before they start breaking things in the house.
Why did the Meowth cross the road? To get to the Purr-fect side.
What is a Pokemon’s favorite sci-fi movie? Star-mie Wars.
Why was the Bulbasaur so happy? He turned over a new leaf.
What do you call a Pokemon that likes to clean? Dust-ox.
Why did the Pidgey go to the doctor? It was feeling a little bird-ened.
How do you keep a Machop in suspense? I will Tackle that later.
What do you feed a hungry Snorlax? A large portion of literally anything.
What is a Pikachu’s favorite dance? The Electric Slide.
Why did the Squirtle bring an umbrella? He thought it would rain-dance.
What kind of car does a Pikachu drive? A Volt-swagen.
Why was the Gengar so bad at lying? Because you could see right through him.
Where do Pokemon go when they lose their tails? The re-tail store.
Actually Good Pokemon Jokes That Might Make You Smile
We scoured the internet for poke puns that are not entirely embarrassing. It was difficult, much like forcing yourself to laugh at hobby and gaming puns when you have absolutely zero hobbies.
I think you are absolutely Seaking attention.
Stop acting so Krabby before I mute you in the group chat.
That idea is completely Farfetch’d and you know it.
We should probably Ash for directions before we get lost.
Do not even try to Weedle your way out of this one.
That was an Onix-cusable mistake.
Please do not Jynx our weekend plans.
I am totally Absol-utely done with this conversation.
You are being very Loudred right now.
Let us just Ditto what they said and move on.
I cannot Bayleef you actually said that out loud.
General Pokemon Puns That Are Onix-pectedly Bad
These are the jokes that didn’t fit into a specific category because they are just generally awful. We honestly thought about deleting them, but content is content.
That joke was Onix-pectedly funny.
I’m not gonna Raichu a love song.
Keep your mouth Shuppet.
I’m feelin’ Drowzee after that lunch.
Don’t Jynx it.
That’s Absol-utely ridiculous.
I’m Seaking the truth.
You’re such a Krabby person in the morning.
Wii would like to play.
I Bayleef in you.
Let’s get Krazy.
Take a Chancey on me.
You are Unown to me.
Just Dewgong it already.
That’s a bit Farfetch’d.
Pikachu Jokes That Will Shock Your Friends
Everyone loves the yellow electric mouse until it fries their electronics. If you enjoy rodent-based humor, you might also want to check out our collection of Rat Puns because Pikachu is basically just a spicy rat.
You are shocking.
I choo-se you.
Watt are you doing?
Current mood: tired.
That’s re-volt-ing.
Stop being so static.
I’m positive this will work.
You’re grounded.
Let’s spark a conversation.
Wire you doing this?
Ohm my god.
Charge it to the game.
Don’t be so negative.
Zap into action.
Flash forward to the weekend.
Charizard Puns For When You Want To Watch The World Burn
Fire types are cool until they accidentally sneeze and burn down a forest. If you like nature, maybe go look at our Campfire Jokes instead. Otherwise, stay here for the heat.
You’re Char-ming.
I’m getting fired up.
Don’t get burned.
Ash me a question.
Flare enough.
Hot stuff coming through.
You’re on fire.
Ember-rassing moments happen.
Flame on.
Heat of the moment.
Smoke and mirrors.
Kindle a romance.
Blaze a trail.
Coal story, bro.
Ignite the night.
Water Type Puns That Are A Little Wishy Washy
Water Pokemon are great for surfing and ensuring you never have to pay for a water bill again. If you like things that swim and judge you silently, you should see our Fish Dad Jokes or the surprisingly emotional Otter Love Puns.
Water you doing later?
Don’t be Shellfish.
I’m Krabby before coffee.
Just go with the flow.
Sea you later.
Whale hello there.
Shore thing.
Tide down right now.
Wave goodbye.
Splash landing.
Ocean man.
Reel talk.
Hook line and sinker.
Bait and switch.
Fin-tastic.
Funny Pokemon Names For Your Poor Pets
If you name your dog any of these, do not be surprised when it runs away.
Bark-achu
Bulba-sore-legs
Char-lizard
Squirtle Squad
Eevee Wonder
Meow-th
Growl-ithe
Pika-chew-toy
Slow-poke-dog
Jiggly-puff-daddy
Snor-lax-cat
Psy-duck-goose
Magi-karp-et
Ditto-head
Mew-two-many-treats
Corny Pokemon Dad Jokes
We stripped away all the dignity from these jokes so you can tell them to people you want to annoy.
Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
What does Pikachu say when he is confused? Watt?
Why can you not blindfold a Pokemon? Because it is going to Pikachu.
What is a Pokemon fan’s favorite place in France? Paras.
How do you get a sleeping Pokemon onto a bus? You Pokemon.
What do you call a scout that likes Pokemon? A tentacool.
Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Which Pokemon could be a pirate? Arrrrr-bok.
What do you call a low-fat Pokemon? Butterfree.
What TV show do Pokemon love? The Evening Mews.
Why was the Hypno so energetic? He was really psyched.
What do you call a storm of Pokemon? A Pokemon-soon.
Why did the Pokemon go to the doctor? He was feeling Drowzee.
What is a Pokemon’s favorite movie? The Phantom Menace.
How do Pokemon pay for things? With cache.
Short Nintendo Captions for Instagram
Use these when you post a picture of your Switch and want to look vaguely witty to your three followers.
Just here for the snacks and Snorlax naps. 😴
Pikachu used cute face. It’s super effective. ⚡
Living that Magikarp life, hoping to evolve soon. 🐟
I choose you, pizza. 🍕
Catching feelings instead of Pokemon. 💔
Team Rocket blasting off again (to bed). 🚀
Just a Jigglypuff in a world of Charizards. 🎤
My level of stress is Legendary. 🦅
Gotta catch some sleep. 💤
Trainer by day, napper by afternoon. 🧢
The Final Evolution of Your Pokemon Joke Regret
Well, you made it to the bottom. We are not sure if we should congratulate you or recommend therapy. You just read over a hundred puns about fictional pocket monsters, which means your productivity for the day is officially zero. We rate this experience a solid 9 out of 10 on the cringe scale. If you are still desperate to avoid your real life responsibilities, go numb your brain with some hobby and gaming puns instead.
The Poke-Questions You Did Not Ask
What are the best poke puns for Instagram?
The best ones are the ones you do not post. If you must insist, anything involving Pikachu or Charizard usually gets sympathy likes.
Are there any good pokemon jokes for adults?
We included a section for inappropriate adult humor. Honestly, if you are an adult looking for Pokemon jokes, you have bigger problems.
How can I use these pikachu jokes?
Simply copy them, paste them into your group chat, and wait for your friends to slowly stop replying to you.
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
