Lifestyle Puns and Everyday Jokes

Wishing someone well takes effort. Copying these hilarious good luck puns for your next text or Instagram caption is much easier. We apologize in advance for the cheese factor.

Someone just texted you HMU, which means they want you to carry the entire conversation. Here is exactly what it means and how to expertly shut it down.

It refers to a type of eye surgery used to correct severe nearsightedness or astigmatism when a patient's cornea is too thin for procedures like LASIK.

The NGL meaning is "not gonna lie," which is usually typed right before someone drops a completely unrequested truth bomb. Here is how to decode the slang and reply with maximum sarcasm.

Trying to figure out what ATP means in your group chat? We break down the texting slang, the traumatic high school biology definition, and the best sarcastic replies to use before you completely run out of cellular energy.

Receiving a "WYD" text at 2 AM is a cultural milestone requiring immediate defensive action. We explained the true meaning behind the acronym and wrote a few funny, flirty, or entirely sarcastic comebacks to confuse the sender.

WSG is the internet's favorite way to start a conversation with zero effort. Break down what WSG actually means in texts and gaming, decode whether it's friendly or flirty, and grab sarcastic comebacks to catch them off guard.

True bonds are built on a solid foundation of questionable humor. Annoy your favorite weirdos with these cheesy friendship puns, food jokes, and sarcastic texts.

Does PMO mean "pisses me off" or "put me on"? We break down the texting slang, the social media requests, and the corporate jargon nobody asked for so you know exactly how to reply without embarrassing yourself.