The Ultimate Collection of Dino Birthday Puns: We Are Sorry

A curated disaster of dinosaur puns so bad they might cause a second extinction event. You have been warned.
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Some people watch a movie, finish it, and move on with their lives.
Others memorize every character, collect merchandise, argue about plot holes, and accidentally turn a casual conversation into a 40-minute explanation of fictional lore.
This section is for those people.
Knowing these references will not improve your social life.
But at least you’ll understand the joke.
