You are here because you have exhausted all other forms of humor and have decided to settle for this. Welcome to the bottom of the barrel. We have gathered a collection of Star Wars dad jokes that are so bad they might actually turn you to the Dark Side. Whether you are trying to annoy your coworkers or embarrass your children, these puns will get the job done.
These are the bread and butter of galactic humor. They rely heavily on mispronouncing names and ignoring basic grammar rules. If you enjoy these, you might also like the logical misery found in our Star Trek dad jokes.
Don’t go to the Dark Side, it’s a Wookiee mistake.
I am totally Sith of your complaints.
That Jedi is great at cooking, he uses a wok-ie.
Please don’t force me to laugh at that.
Luke, please stop looking for love in Alderaan places.
You are Obi-Wan for me.
I felt a great disturbance in the sauce.
This relationship is Han-s down the best.
Are you an angel? Because Yoda only one for me.
Let’s keep this on the down-low (Ren).
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe (university).
Everything is going according to plan-et.
Don’t get cocky, kid.
You’re looking a little pale-patine today.
I have a bad feeling about this test.
Yoda Puns That Are Short and Green
He speaks backward and lives in a swamp, yet somehow he is the smartest guy in the room. If you like small creatures making weird noises, you should probably check out our opossum puns next.
Yoda man!
Yoda best friend I could ask for.
Don’t try, do or do not.
I drive a Toy-Yoda.
Yoda-lay hee hoo!
Baby Yoda is just a small fry.
Get up on the wrong side of the bed, you did.
Dagobah-ye (Goodbye).
Make me a sand-wich, you will.
Force yourself to wake up.
Green with envy, you are.
Stick to the plan.
A little short for a stormtrooper, aren’t you?
Swamp things up a bit.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Star Wars Puns Love and Romance Lines
Nothing says “romance” like a franchise where the main love interest turns out to be a sibling. If you need something slightly more aquatic and less incestuous, try these otter love puns or perhaps some frog love puns.
You are the Obi-Wan I want.
I love you to the Death Star and back.
You R2 cute.
Will you BB-mine?
I’d never Han solo if I had you.
You’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
I am Chew-bacca for you.
We make a great alliance.
You hold the key to the rebellion in my heart.
I love you Sith much.
Let’s Endor this relationship with a kiss.
You are the droid I’ve been looking for.
My love for you is Endor-less.
Are you from Naboo? Because you’re a Queen.
Let’s not Force it.
May the 4th Jokes for the Office
This is the one day a year where you can wear a robe to work and pretend it is cultural. It is awkward for everyone involved. Speaking of awkward social hobbies, maybe you would prefer puns about knitting.
May the 4th be with you.
Happy Star Wars Day.
I’m taking a sabbatical on the 4th.
Let’s go to the mall (Maul).
Don’t be a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Time to Rebel against the work week.
Have a blast-er today.
Don’t choke on your aspirations.
It’s a trap!
Stay on target with your deadlines.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Join the dark roast side (coffee).
Execute Order 66 (lunch).
Clone yourself so you can leave early.
Don’t be a drag (on the Death Star trench run).
The Dark Side and Empire Humor
Sometimes it is more fun to root for the guys with the cool red lasers and better dental plans. It is chaotic energy, sort of like our capybara puns.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
I find your lack of puns disturbing.
Sith happens.
Just Darth it.
I am your father.
The Empire strikes back at hunger.
Don’t Vader away from me.
Storm-ing the castle.
This is getting out of hand (now there are two of them).
Palpatine‘s behind it all.
Red sabers are in this season.
Rule the galaxy.
Unlimited power!
Trooper through the pain.
That’s no moon.
Droid and Wookiee Gags
Robots that scream and giant walking carpets really make this universe go round. If you like furry creatures that cause problems, you might relate to our bear puns or the buzz around these bee puns.
R2-Detour.
C-3POh my goodness.
BB-8 ate my homework.
Don’t make a Wookiee error.
Chewie, we’re home.
Beep boop beep.
Let the Wookiee win.
Droid rage.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Walking carpet.
Metal head.
Golden rod.
Rolling with the homies.
Shocking behavior.
Binary sunset.
Funny Star Wars Names for Pets
If you name your dog Vader, do not be surprised when he destroys your furniture. It is basically the same energy as naming a plant “Robert Plant”, which you can find in our dirty plant puns.
Jabba the Mutt
Bark Vader
Chew-bark-a
Luke Sky-walker
Obi-Wan Ken-bone-i
Kylo Ren (for a Wren)
Purr-incess Leia
Hams Solo (for a hamster or pig)
Bun Solo (for a rabbit)
Emperor Paw-patine
Boba Fetch
C-3P-Meow
R2-D-Too (for a second pet)
Lando Cal-rissian (for a Russian Blue)
Admiral Ack-bar (for a cat coughing up hairballs)
Corny Star Wars Dad Jokes
This is the section where we abandon all dignity. These are formatted for quick reading so you can inflict pain on your friends faster than a lightsaber strike. Similar vibe to our pickleball jokes, where the punchline is always a disappointment.
Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant? Darth Waiter
What is a Jedi’s favorite car? A Toy-Yoda
Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm
How does Wicket get around the forest? Ewoks
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb
What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2-D2
Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side
What kind of money do they use in space? Starbucks
Why was the droid angry? People kept pushing its buttons
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for
What is a Sith Lord’s favorite store? The Maul
How do you annoy a Star Wars fan? Refer to the “laser sword” and say you love Captain Kirk.
Short Star Wars Captions for Instagram
You bought the costume and the plastic lightsaber so now you need a caption. If you are reading this and thinking “I’d rather be reading a book,” check out our book title puns.
Yoda one for me. 💚
Sith happens. 🔴
Wookiee mistake. 🐻
Looking for love in Alderaan places. 🌌
Obi-Wan wants to know your location. 📍
Come to the dark side, we have snacks. 🍪
I am your father (jk). 🎭
Pew pew. 🔫
Feeling a little Hoth today. ❄️
Rebel scum. ✊
The Death Star of Conclusions
We have reached the end. If you actually read all of these, we are concerned for your well-being. This was a lot of forced wordplay, and we take full responsibility for the groans you are about to receive.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Jar Jar Binks impressions.
What to do now: Go annoy your family. Or, if you are truly gluttonous for punishment, click on another article.
The Galactic Inquiry Station
You have questions, we have sarcastic answers.
What is a good Star Wars pun?
“Yoda one for me” is a classic because it combines grammar failure with affection.
What are some funny Jedi names?
Obi-Wan Baloney and Luke Pie-walker are top tier for making people sigh heavily.
Why are Stormtrooper jokes so popular?
Because they always miss the mark, just like the troopers themselves.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
