It has officially run out of productive things to do. We understand. You are not looking for high art here. You are looking for Pokémon puns that are so bad they might actually lower your credit score. We have compiled a list of jokes that are arguably worse than a Magikarp using Splash, but we are posting them anyway because we have bills to pay.
Please lower your expectations immediate ly.
📑 Select Your Starter Mistake
General Pokemon Puns That Are Onix-pectedly Bad
These are the jokes that didn’t fit into a specific category because they are just generally awful. We honestly thought about deleting them, but content is content.
Pikachu Jokes That Will Shock Your Friends
Everyone loves the yellow electric mouse until it fries their electronics. If you enjoy rodent-based humor, you might also want to check out our collection of Rat Puns because Pikachu is basically just a spicy rat.
Charizard Puns For When You Want To Watch The World Burn
Fire types are cool until they accidentally sneeze and burn down a forest. If you like nature, maybe go look at our Campfire Jokes instead. Otherwise, stay here for the heat.
Water Type Puns That Are A Little Wishy Washy
Water Pokemon are great for surfing and ensuring you never have to pay for a water bill again. If you like things that swim and judge you silently, you should see our Fish Dad Jokes or the surprisingly emotional Otter Love Puns.
Grass and Bug Puns That Touched Grass So You Don’t Have To
We know gamers don’t like going outside, so we brought the outside to you. These jokes feature bugs, plants, and other things you usually avoid. For more outdoor misery, read our Bee Puns or Frog Love Puns.
Ghost and Psychic Puns For The Brain Dead
These jokes are for the people who think they can read minds or talk to spirits but actually just need a nap. If you like blocky worlds better than spiritual ones, just go read the Minecraft Puns and be done with it.
Funny Pokemon Names For Your Poor Pets
If you name your dog any of these, do not be surprised when it runs away.
Corny Pokemon Dad Jokes
We stripped away all the dignity from these jokes so you can tell them to people you want to annoy.
Short Nintendo Captions for Instagram
Use these when you post a picture of your Switch and want to look vaguely witty to your three followers.
The Evolution of Regret
We have reached the end of this list. If you read all of these, you are probably feeling a mixture of hollowness and confusion. That is normal. We rate this post an 8/10 on the cringe scale. Go drink some water or read Coffee Dad Jokes to wake yourself up from this nightmare.
The Poke-Questions You Did Not Ask
Why are these puns so bad?
Because good humor requires effort and we are conserving our energy for snacks.
Can I use these puns on a date?
Only if you are trying to ensure there is no second date.
What is the best Pokemon pun?
There is no such thing. They are all tragic.
Do you like Pokemon?
We like anything that distracts us from the crushing reality of existence.
Will you make more of these?
Unfortunately, yes.
