Objects Puns and Everyday Thing Jokes

Some things exist to make life easier.

Locks keep things secure. Candles provide light. Furniture gives us somewhere to sit.

We looked at all of them and thought, “What if this had a pun?”

This category is proof that no ordinary object is safe from unnecessary wordplay.

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Some objects are useful.

These jokes are mostly decorative.

280+ Staple Puns Guaranteed to Ruin Your Office Synergy and Your Dignity

Staple puns
We took office supply jokes way too far. Enjoy our massive collection of cringe guaranteed to get you reported to human resources.
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170+ Tape Puns and Duct Tape Jokes We Refuse to Apologize For

Tape puns
Duct, scotch, or masking, we ruined them all. Click here to read the jokes we are legally required to apologize for.
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The Ultimate List of Furniture Puns to Cushion the Blow

Furniture puns
You bought a new couch and need validation on the internet. We get it. Here are the worst furniture puns to completely ruin your aesthetic photos.
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199+ Helmet Puns to Protect Your Skull (And Destroy Your Pride)

Helmet puns
Welcome to the worst place on the internet. Here are 199+ jokes guaranteed to make your friends take away your motorcycle keys forever.
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151 Candle Puns That Will Make You Lose Your Wick

Candle puns
We have reached our wicks end. Here are 151 candle puns, scent jokes, and wax-related humor that make total scents for your next Instagram post.
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