Look, we know why you are here. You spent $8 on a cup of grassy milk and now you need to justify the purchase to your followers with a matcha puns, witty caption. We get it. Matcha is an acquired taste, much like our sense of humor.
It is a green powder that stains your teeth and makes you feel superior to coffee drinkers. If that isn’t comedy gold, we don’t know what is. We have scraped the bottom of the tea barrel to bring you these puns. If these don’t make you groan, you might want to check out our Star Wars Dad Jokes because your standards are clearly low enough.
📑 A Menu of Matcha Mistakes
Funny Matcha Puns To Stir The Pot
We are starting strong. Well, as strong as a tea pun can be. These are the general-purpose jokes you can use when you want to annoy your friends or casually drop into conversation to ensure you never get invited out again.
Cute Matcha Puns For Your Sweet Tea
Are you trying to flirt using green tea puns? That is a bold strategy. It might work if your crush also enjoys drinking things that taste like a mowed lawn. If they don’t appreciate these, maybe send them some Frog Love Puns instead since frogs are also green and slimy.
Matcha Puns Reddit Users Would Upvote
The internet is a weird place where people argue about the correct water temperature for whisking powder. If you hang out on Reddit threads about tea, you probably need these puns more than anyone. They are arguably better than our Dirty Plant Puns, but that isn’t saying much.
Matcha Latte Jokes For Coffee Defectors
So you gave up the bean juice for the leaf juice. Good for you. You are probably healthier and significantly more annoying at brunch. These puns are for the frothy milk lovers who think they are better than everyone else. Kind of like the people who read our Book Title Puns.
Whisk-y Business Puns
You cannot make matcha without that little bamboo whisk that inevitably gets moldy because you didn’t dry it properly. Here are some jokes about the tools of the trade. If you like manual labor jokes, you might strangely enjoy our Puns About Knitting.
Green Tea Puns For The Purists
Sometimes you just want to talk about the color green or the fact that it is tea. It’s simple, clean and boring. Just like an unseasoned Opossum. Here are puns for the purists who refuse to add sugar.
Matcha Names for Pets
Did you get a pet and name it something food-related because you lack creativity? Don’t worry, we all do it. If you have a green lizard or a very expensive dog, here are some names. If you actually have a rodent, please consult our Capybara Puns for more appropriate naming conventions.
Corny Matcha Tea Jokes
Here is the section where we put the jokes that require a setup and a punchline. We formatted them cleanly so you can screenshot them and send them to your dad. He is probably the only one who will laugh. He might also like our Star Trek Dad Jokes if he’s that kind of nerd.
Short Matcha Captions for Instagram
You have the photo. You have the filter. Now you need the text. Copy and paste these so you can go back to doom-scrolling. If you are posting a photo of you and your partner, maybe check Otter Love Puns for something sweeter.
No More Green To Be Seen
We are done. We have run out of ways to make the word “matcha (puns)” sound like “much.” It has been exhausting. We hope you found a pun that makes you hate yourself a little less. If you are still reading this, you clearly have too much free time. Go check out our Bear Puns and leave us alone.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Cringes.
The Whisk-y Questions Answered
Is matcha just fancy grass?
Basically, yes. But it is shade-grown fancy grass that makes you feel jittery.
Why is matcha so expensive?
Because you keep buying it. Also, something about labor-intensive harvesting, but mostly because of capitalism.
Can I put matcha in everything?
You can, but you shouldn’t. Matcha ramen is a crime against humanity.
