Look, we know you have better things to do than read about an Italian plumber who fights turtles. But you are here, which means you need a caption for your cosplay or you are trying to annoy your friends during a Pokemon tournament. We went down the warp pipe to find these, and frankly, we regret it. Here is the content you requested. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
📑 Select Your Player: Mario Pun Categories
Super Mario Puns For Player One
Most people think Mario is a hero, but have you seen his property damage bill? He smashes bricks for a living. These puns are about the main man himself, and they are not acceptable in polite society.
Luigi Jokes That Are Green With Envy
Luigi always gets second billing, and honestly, we feel bad for the guy. He is taller, jumps higher, and owns a haunted mansion, yet he gets no respect. If you like the underdog, or just like the color green, these skeleton puns (Dry Bones approved) are for you.
Princess Peach Captions For The Castle
She gets kidnapped every Tuesday, which sounds like a security issue rather than a plot point. If you relate to constantly waiting for a short guy to solve your problems, these captions are perfect. Maybe grab some pizza while you wait in the dungeon.
Nintendo Puns About The Bad Guys
Bowser really needs a hobby that doesn’t involve kidnapping. Maybe he should try golf or knitting. These jokes focus on the Koopas, Goombas, and other things that try to kill you in World 1-1.
Mushroom Kingdom Puns To Power Up
If you eat random mushrooms you find on the ground in real life, you don’t get bigger; you get a stomach pump. In the game, however, it’s totally fine. These puns cover the items and weird logic of the Mario universe. Grab a matcha tea and power up.
Mario Kart Puns That Won’t Crash
Mario Kart destroys friendships faster than Monopoly. If you have ever been hit by a blue shell on the last lap, you understand true pain. These are for the racers who take shortcuts and ignore traffic laws like they ignore train signals.
Funny Mario Names For Your Group Chat
If your group chat is dead, rename it one of these. It won’t bring the chat back to life, but it might make someone leave, which is also a win.
Corny Gaming Jokes
Here are some Q&A style jokes that are so bad they might actually glitch the game. Read these to your friends while you wait for the minecraft server to load.
Short Mario Captions For Instagram
You took a photo. You look vaguely like a gamer, need a caption that says “I play games” but also “I go outside sometimes.” Use these.
Game Over For Your Dignity
We hope you found what you were looking for, because we certainly lost a few brain cells writing this. Whether you are racing karts or fighting rats in a sewer level, remember that life is short and video games are forever.
Rating of Regret: 0/10 Stars (We got hit by a Goomba immediately). If you hated this, please share it with your nemesis. If you liked it, you need to go outside. Check out our other gaming puns before you leave.
Hitting The Question Blocks: Mario FAQ
We know you have questions. We also know the answers are probably “because it’s a video game,” but here we are anyway.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because eating salad doesn’t give you the ability to break bricks with your head. Also, in the 80s, nutrition science was different.
Is Wario actually evil?
He is just a capitalist. He wants money and garlic. Honestly, he is the most realistic character in the franchise.
Why are the pipes green?
Because the developers had limited color palettes back in the day. Now it’s just an aesthetic choice. It matches the toxic waste usually found in sewers.
Does Yoshi have teeth?
Yes, but only when he needs to eat an enemy whole. It’s terrifying if you think about it too much.
Why does Peach keep getting caught?
Job security for Mario. If she stopped getting kidnapped, he would have to go back to actual plumbing, and have you seen funny plumber jokes? It’s not a glamorous life.
