We compiled the absolute worst pasta puns and spaghetti jokes so you do not have to do the heavy lifting. Prepare to groan entirely too loud.

A massive stack of pancake puns that are flat-out funny. Or just flat. You decide. Grab the syrup.

From "aw shucks" to "kernel of truth," this is the only collection of corn jokes you need to ruin a perfectly good family dinner.

A collection of melon jokes so bad they are actually... well, no, they are just bad.

From berries to bananas, this list of cute fruit puns is ripe for the picking. Don't blame us if you lose followers.

We fried these jokes until they were golden brown. Here is a list of donut puns so bad they might actually be good.

Are you bready for this? A massive list of clean bread jokes that are safe for work but dangerous for your sanity.

You went to a field, in the sun. You fought a toddler for the reddest fruit. And now, you have ...

A list of bagel puns so bad they are actually good. Perfect for your next carb-loaded Instagram post.