Look, we know exactly why you are here. You bought a dozen glazed rings to bribe your coworkers because you missed a deadline, and now you need a witty caption to distract them. Or maybe you just really love fried dough. We don’t judge. Here is a list of sugary wordplay that will either make you the office hero or get you blocked on Slack.
You have to send that “per my last email” message, but you want to soften the blow with a pastry reference. It is a bold strategy. Here are puns to help you glaze over the fact that you haven’t finished the spreadsheet yet.
I donut know what I would do without this team.
Please donut forget to sign the birthday card.
I am just trying to earn some dough here.
This meeting is dragging on for a hole hour.
Let’s circle back to this round table discussion.
My career path is a bit of a loop right now.
Don’t worry, the project is fully baked.
We need to sprinkle some creativity into this report.
I am jelly of your empty inbox.
That presentation was absolute glaze.
We need to find the center of the problem.
Let’s not sugarcoat the quarterly results.
You really rose to the occasion today.
This job is sweet, but the hours are long.
I am working hard to fill the hole in the schedule.
Doughnut Puns That Are Batter Than Yours
Some people spell it “doughnut” and others spell it “donut.” We honestly don’t care as long as it is edible. If you prefer the longer spelling because you think it makes you look smarter, these jokes are for you.
You are dough-lightful to be around.
I dough-not want to get out of bed today.
That is a waffle lot of responsibility (just kidding, wrong pastry).
I kneed dough to survive.
You are the yeast of my worries.
Let’s get this bread… eventually.
I am a bit sourdough about the meeting cancellation.
Stop being so crusty in the morning.
I loaf you more than carbohydrates.
This situation is getting a bit sticky.
You are my roll model.
Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
I am rolling in the dough after payday.
Let’s rise to the challenge.
You look batter than ever.
Glazed Jokes for Sticky Situations
Sometimes life gets messy, just like eating a honey-glazed ring while driving. If you need bagel puns we have those too, but right now we are focusing on the superior sugary circle.
I am glazed and confused right now.
My eyes glazed over during that lecture.
You are totally a-glaze-ing.
Let’s stick together through this mess.
I am stuck on you like glaze on a shirt.
You are glowing like a fresh glaze.
Don’t let your dreams be just a glaze.
That is the icing on the cake… or donut.
Sugar, spice, and everything iced.
You are sweeter than vanilla drizzle.
I am trapped in a sticky web of lies.
Let’s smooth things over with sugar.
You really shined in that meeting.
Pass the napkins, this is a mess.
I am suffering from a sugar crash.
Funny Donut Jokes About Fillings
It is what is on the inside that counts, unless we are talking about Boston Cream versus Jelly. If you want something specific for romance, check out our donut valentine puns, but otherwise, enjoy these filling-focused one-liners.
You make me feel all warm and gooey inside.
I am so jelly of your vacation photos.
That was a very ful-filling lunch.
You hold the key to my cream filled heart.
I am jam-packed with good ideas.
Let’s preserve this jam session.
You are the cream of the crop.
I am in a sticky jam right now.
Don’t spread yourself too thin.
I am bursting with joy… or maybe custard.
You really know how to pump me up.
Let’s inject some fun into this party.
I have a gut feeling about this one.
My love for you is overflowing.
You are simply stuffed with talent.
Office Food Puns to Pair With Coffee
A donut without coffee is just a sad cake. If you are already caffeinated, you might want to read our morning coffee puns or even some latte puns, but here is how to pair the two perfectly in text form.
We go together like coffee and donuts.
I like you a latte, you sweet thing.
Donut worry, be frappe.
I have been thinking about you a hole latte.
You mocha me crazy.
Let’s dunk right into this project.
I am dipping out of work early.
You are the dunk to my donut.
I am mug-nificent today.
This combo is grounds for celebration.
Don’t be a drip, eat a donut.
I am brewing up some trouble.
Sip happens, just eat the pastry.
Life is better with a dunk.
You perk me up like a double shot.
Sweet Treat Captions for Social Media
You took a picture of your food. Congratulations. Now you need a caption so people know you are eating carbs. If donuts aren’t your only vice, we also have pizza puns for your savory cravings.
I donut care about my diet today.
Living that sweet life.
Just here for the sprinkles.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts.
Hole foods diet starts tomorrow.
Abs are cool but have you tried glaze?
Current status occupied by pastry.
Sprinkling a little joy on my feed.
Donut kill my vibe.
Keep your eye on the dough.
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Treat yo’self.
Glazed, raised, and praised.
Powered by sugar.
Life is short, eat the hole thing.
Funny Names for Your Donut Shop
So you want to open a bakery and ruin your sleep schedule forever. Good for you. You will need a name that makes people groan when they drive past.
We know these are bad, but naming things is hard.
Glaze of Glory
Hole in One
Donut Stop Believin’
The Rolling Scone (wait, wrong pastry)
Glazed and Confused
The Whole Truth
Dough Re Mi
Sprinkle of Hope
Fry Hard
Batter Up
The Doughnut Hole
Ring Leader
Circle of Life
Holy Moly Donuts
Yeasty Boys
Corny Donut Dad Jokes
Here is the Q&A section. We formatted these cleanly because we know you are likely copy-pasting them into a group chat to annoy your family. If these aren’t bad enough, try our coffee dad jokes for more ammunition.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because he needed a filling.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Why do golfers love donuts? Because there is always a hole in one.
What kind of donut flies a plane? A plane bagel (okay, that’s a stretch).
Why did the donut break up with the croissant? She was too flaky.
What is the only thing a donut worries about? Its waistline.
Why was the donut so popular? Because he was a well-rounded guy.
What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-rable.
Why did the donut retire? He was tired of the hole thing.
What do you call a donut that tells fortunes? A horoscope (wait, no… a tarot-nut? Let’s skip this one).
Short Donut Captions for Instagram
You don’t want to read. You just want to post. Here are ten sentences ready for the copy-paste function.
I donut know what I’d do without you. 🍩
Love at first bite. 🤤
Donut worry, be happy. 😊
Glazed and amused. ✨
Sprinkle a little kindness. 🌈
Eat more hole foods. 🥯
You drive me glazy. 🤪
Life is sweeter with you. 🍭
Donut give up. 💪
Just here for the dough. 💸
The Hole Story Ends Here
We have officially run out of ways to make fun of fried dough. The sugar crash is setting in and we regret everything. If you are still reading this, you probably need a hobby or perhaps some bread jokes if you prefer your carbs baked, not fried.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Calories.
What to do now: Go eat a salad. Or don’t. We aren’t your mom.
A Hole Lot of Questions
You have questions. We have answers that are only marginally helpful.
What is a funny quote about donuts?
“I donut care” is the classic go-to, but “You drive me glazy” shows you have a little more sophistication.
How do you describe a donut in a funny way?
It is basically a cake that gave up on being a cake and decided to get a tan in a fryer.
What is a good pun for a bakery?
“Knead for Speed” is good if you deliver fast. Otherwise, just stick with “Nice Buns.”
Are donuts just gay bagels?
No, bagels are boiled. Donuts are fried. They are totally different lifestyles, but they can still be friends.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
