Look. You are here because you have a taco, and you don’t know how to be funny about it. That is fine. We are not here to judge your lack of personality. We are just here to supply the carbs and the cringe.
If you are looking for high-brow humor, please leave immediately. If you are looking to annoy your friends with jokes that are barely palatable, sit down. Grab a napkin. It is going to get messy, and we take zero responsibility for the groans you are about to induce.
📑 Ingredients of This Disaster
Funny Taco Puns to Ruin Your Appetite
You came here for the goods, so here they are. These are the general-purpose disasters you can use in almost any situation involving a tortilla. If these leave a bad taste in your mouth, you can wash them down with some of our coffee dad jokes instead.
Taco Tuesday Puns for Weekly Regret
It happens every week. You eat tacos, post a photo. You need a caption. It is a cycle of mediocrity that we are happy to fuel. If you think this is repetitive, just imagine how the people reading our star wars dad jokes feel.
Cute Taco Pun Options for Flirting
Trying to woo someone with Mexican food puns is a bold strategy. It usually ends poorly. But if you are determined to try, here are some lines. If they reject you, you can always go read our otter love puns and cry alone.
Taco Love Pun Lines for The Obsessed
Sometimes the love isn’t for a person. Sometimes it is just for the food. If your only friends are food items, you might fit in well with the people who enjoy our opossum puns. They also eat garbage and scream.
Cheesy Puns That Are Grate
Cheese makes everything better, except perhaps your cholesterol. If you are lactose intolerant, look away. If you enjoy suffering, maybe check out our dirty plant puns for some earthy humor.
Spicy Jokes for Heat Seekers
Some people like it hot. Some people cry when they eat black pepper. These jokes are for the former. If the heat is too much, go cool off with some matcha puns that are decidedly less aggressive.
Crunchy Shell Puns for Hard Times
Life is hard. So are some taco shells. When things crack under pressure, just laugh. It works better than crying, usually. If you feel like hibernating until the problems go away, our bear puns might resonate with you.
Burrito and Wrapping Jokes
Sometimes you just want to wrap yourself up in a blanket like a giant sad burrito. We get it. That requires skill, much like the crafting in our puns about knitting post.
Funny Taco Names for Pets
Did you get a pet and decide to name it after Mexican food? How original of you. Here are names that will make your vet sigh when they read the chart. If you have a different animal, maybe check our capybara puns for inspiration.
Corny Taco Dad Jokes
These are the jokes your father tells the waiter. The waiter laughs because he wants a tip. We laugh because we are dead inside. If you like this level of pain, our book title puns are equally tragic.
Short Taco Captions for Instagram
You took the picture. You applied the filter. Now you need words. Just copy and paste these so you can go back to eating. If you are at a sporting event eating tacos, maybe read our pickleball jokes while you chew.
The Guac-ward Conclusion
We have reached the end. If you read all of those, you probably need a hobby. Or a therapy session. We give this post an 8/10 Cringes on the regret scale.
Go eat a taco. Or don’t. We don’t control your life.
The Spicy FAQ Section
Why do my tacos always fall apart?
Because you touch them with your clumsy hands. Also, physics.
Is a taco a sandwich?
If you ask this again, we will ban you. No. It is a way of life.
Can I eat tacos every day?
Technically yes, but your doctor might have some concerns about your sodium intake.
What is the best taco topping?
Cheese. If you say anything else, you are wrong and we cannot be friends.
