You went to a field, in the sun. You fought a toddler for the reddest fruit. And now, you have a camera roll full of red blobs and no words to describe them.
We get it. You need a caption that says “I’m wholesome” without screaming “I have too much free time.” Whether you are making a shortcake, blending a smoothie, or just trying to convince Instagram you eat healthy, we have you covered.
Here are the best strawberry captions, puns, and jokes. We apologize in advance.
📑 Berry Confusing Inquiries
Berry Funny Strawberry Puns (The Classics)
These are the bread and butter of fruit humor. If you can’t find a caption here, you are probably taking this way too seriously.
Strawberry Picking Puns (For The Farm Pics)
You paid $20 to do manual labor in a field. You might as well get a good post out of it. If you saw our Dirty Plant Puns, you know we love a good garden joke.
Sweet & Cute Strawberry Puns (For Couples)
Trying to look romantic? These puns are sweeter than the Flower Puns you used last Mother’s Day. Use these when you want to make your ex jealous of your “perfect” relationship.
Dessert & Foodie Puns (Shortcake & Smoothies)
If you are eating them, drinking them, or baking them, this section is for you. It goes great with a side of Morning Coffee Puns if you are having breakfast.
Rotten & Sarcastic Puns (When It Goes Wrong)
Sometimes the fruit is moldy, the weather is bad, or you just hate being outside. If you relate to our Funny Snow Jokes (cold and miserable), you will like these.
Matcha & Drink Puns (The Green & Red Combo)
Since everyone is obsessed with strawberry matcha lattes, we had to include these. Check our Matcha Puns for the full list, but here are the hybrids.
Strawberry Names for Pets
Got a red cat? A sweet dog? A hamster that eats fruit? Here are names that are better than “Spot.”
Corny Strawberry Dad Jokes
We formatted these so Google likes them. You are welcome.
Short Strawberry Captions for Instagram
For when you want to post the photo and go back to bed.
The Final Straw-berry Statement
We hope this post wasn’t un-bear-able (sorry, check out Bear Puns for more of that).
Rating of Regret: 7/10. We made too many jam jokes.
What Now? Go eat a fruit. Or read about Rat Puns if you really hate yourself.
The Berry Important Questions
Are strawberries actually berries?
No. They are “aggregate accessory fruits.” Science is weird. They have seeds on the outside, which is basically indecent exposure in the plant world.
Can dogs eat strawberries?
Yes, in moderation. They are high in sugar. Do not let your dog turn into a diabetic blueberry.
Why do strawberries get moldy so fast?
Because they hate you. Also, moisture. Keep them dry until you wash them, or they will turn into a fuzzy science experiment.
What is the best way to eat a strawberry?
Dip it in sugar. Dip it in chocolate. Or just eat it raw like a caveman. There are no rules here.
Why are they called strawberries?
Nobody knows for sure. Maybe because they were mulched with straw? Or maybe because they were “strewn” across the ground? English is a mess.
