It is winter. You are cold. You just spent forty-five minutes rolling frozen water into three imperfect spheres in your front yard. Your fingers are numb but your content needs are high. We understand the struggle. You need a caption that says “I went outside” without actually saying “I regret leaving my blanket.”
Here is a collection of snowman jokes and puns that are arguably worse than the yellow snow in your neighbor’s driveway. We compiled these so you don’t have to think. You are welcome.
📑 The Winter Wonder-list
Classic Snowman Jokes To Break The Ice
You are standing at a holiday party. The conversation has died. You need something to say that will either make everyone laugh or make them walk away so you can eat the snacks in peace. These puns serve both purposes effectively.
Frosty Puns For Your Cold Hearted Ex
Relationships are difficult. Sometimes they are colder than the funny snow jokes you tell your friends. Whether you are single or just freezing your feelings away here are some puns about love and frosty behavior.
Winter Humor To Survive The Freeze
When the temperature drops below zero humor is the only thing that keeps us warm. Well that and a very expensive heating bill. If you are stuck inside while the world freezes over you might as well laugh about it. Grab a warm drink and check out our coffee dad jokes if you need extra caffeine humor.
Cold Weather Jokes For When You Are Shivering
Sometimes you just need to complain about the weather with a smile. These jokes are perfect for when you are scraping ice off your windshield or regretting your decision to go skiing.
Sleighing The Game With These Snowman Puns
You are active. You are out there living your best life. Or maybe you are just driving to work on icy roads and praying you don’t slide into a ditch. If you are planning a winter journey check our road trip jokes for more car-based humor.
Funny Names For Your Frozen Friend
You built him. You gave him a carrot nose. Now you have to name him before he melts into a puddle of regret. Here are some names that are slightly better than just calling him “Snowy.”
Corny Snowman Dad Jokes
These are the jokes your father tells at the dinner table while everyone else stares at their plates in silence. They are clean simple and painful. Just like winter.
Short Snow Captions For Instagram
You took the photo. You adjusted the contrast. Now you need a caption that isn’t too desperate. Copy and paste these so you can go back inside to the heater.
These are shorter than our fish dad jokes but just as effective.
Snow More Jokes Left To Tell
We have reached the end of this cold journey. If you read all of these we are genuinely concerned for your free time. We hope you found at least one pun that didn’t make you want to throw your phone into a snowbank.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 chilly cringes.
If you are still cold go read our campfire jokes to warm up.
Ask A Snowman (Before He Melts)
Here are some questions people actually ask about snowmen. We answered them so you don’t have to Google them.
What is the best snow for a snowman?
Moist and sticky snow. If it is too dry it is just powder and sadness. You need packing snow to make a structure that lasts longer than five minutes.
Why do we put carrots on snowmen?
Because historically carrots were cheap and available in root cellars during winter. Also because putting a banana on his face would look ridiculous.
How long does a snowman last?
Until the sun comes out or the neighborhood dog decides to mark his territory. Usually about a week if you are lucky.
Can you make a snowman without snow?
Technically yes but then it is just a sculpture of dirt or sand. If you do it with sand please consult our ocean puns instead.
