You clicked this. That means you are voluntarily looking for wordplay about frozen water and sliding down mountains on expensive planks of wood. We aren’t here to judge, mostly because we are too busy shivering.
If you are trying to impress a date on the chairlift or just need to annoy your family during a trip to the Alps, this list is for you. We have packed this post with enough cringey humor to cause an avalanche. If you actually prefer sand to snow, you should probably just read our Hawaii puns instead and save yourself the frostbite. For everyone else, grab your helmet. It is going to be a bumpy ride.
📑 Navigating the Piste of Puns
Funny Ski Puns to Break the Ice
The only thing worse than paying $200 for a lift ticket is reading these jokes. We gathered the absolute peak of humor here, which honestly is not saying much. If these feel too cold for you, go warm up with some campfire jokes.
Snowboarding Jokes for the Cool Kids
Skiers think they run the mountain, but snowboarders know who really has the most fun sitting on the ground. Whether you ride goofy or regular, these puns are sure to make you lose your edge. If you prefer activities that don’t involve gravity, maybe check out our knitting puns for a safer hobby.
Winter Puns for When You Are Freezing
It is cold. It is wet. Your toes are numb. The only way to survive is to laugh at the misery. If the cold is getting to your brain, refresh yourself with some funny snow jokes to keep the theme going.
Après-Ski Puns for the Lodge Lizards
Let’s be honest. The skiing is just the commute to the bar. Here is what to say while you are overpaying for nachos and pretending your legs don’t hurt. If you need more caffeine to wake up for the next run, consult our coffee dad jokes.
Beginner Ski Puns That Hit Hard
If you spent most of the day face-planting into the powder, we feel your pain. Literally. If you actually hurt yourself, please stop reading this and go see a professional, or at least read our funny jokes for nurses while you wait in the ER.
Skiing Puns About Nature and Animals
Sometimes you see a bear, sometimes you just see a tree that looks like a bear because you are dehydrated. If you actually see a bear, run. Or read bear puns. Do not do both.
Funny Ski Team Names
You need a name for your group chat or your intramural team that will lose every race. These are guaranteed to make your opponents roll their eyes.
Corny Skiing Dad Jokes
These are formatted specifically so you can read the setup, wait for the groan, and then deliver the punchline. If these don’t work, try some fish dad jokes because at least fish are quiet.
Short Skiing Captions for Instagram
You took the photo. You look better than you actually ski. Now you need a caption so people know you went outside today.
The Summit of Regret
We have reached the bottom of the run. If you read all of these, we genuinely admire your stamina and question your taste. We rate this experience 9/10 cringes, mostly due to the sheer volume of ice puns.
Go drink some hot chocolate. You earned it.
The Alpine Inquiries
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-areas. We used this one already but it bears repeating because mountains are big.
Why do skiers wear goggles?
Because snow blindness is real and looking cool is half the battle. Also to hide the fear in their eyes.
Is snowboarding harder than skiing?
Yes, mostly because you spend the first week bruising your tailbone. Skiing just hurts your knees forever. Pick your poison.
What is the best snow for skiing?
Powder. If you see yellow snow, that is not a special type of slush. Avoid it at all costs.
Why are lift tickets so expensive?
Because gravity is free, but defying it costs money. Also, someone has to pay for the electricity to drag you up a cliff.
