Look, we get it. You bought a massive vehicle because you wanted “freedom” but now you are just driving a mortgage down the highway while trying to find a place to dump your sewage. It is the American dream. Whether you are living that #VanLife aesthetic or just trying to survive a weekend with your in-laws in a cramped tin can, these jokes are for you. We apologize for what you are about to read.
You spent your life savings on a vehicle that gets six miles to the gallon. You might as well laugh about it. These puns are perfect for when you are sitting by the fire, wondering why you didn’t just book a hotel like a normal person.
I am just looking for some adventure before I get too old.
This trip is getting pretty in-tents.
We are having a wheel-y good time out here.
Don’t worry, be campy.
I love you to the mountains and back.
RV having fun yet?
This lifestyle is totally paws-itive for my dog.
Just trying to pitch in where I can.
I am a huge fan of this van.
Let’s taco ’bout where we are sleeping tonight.
(Speaking of food, check out our taco puns if you get hungry on the road).
Keep your cool while setting up the awning.
I am exhausted from all this driving.
This view is un-bear-able.
(If you actually see a bear, please read our bear puns before you run).
You are driving me nuts in this small space.
Campervan Jokes About Living in a Box
Living in a van is all fun and games until it rains for three days straight and you realize you live in a hallway. Here are some jokes for those of you squeezing your entire life into 60 square feet.
This van is absolutely van-tastic.
I am a man with a plan and a van.
Let’s van-ish into the wilderness.
It is time for a brake from reality.
I like moving furniture, especially when my house moves too.
We are living large in a small space.
Home is where you park it (illegally).
I am feeling exhausted from the renovation.
Don’t get tires of me yet.
This is my prime location.
Just rolling with the punches.
I have a lot to be thankful for.
This bed is wheel-y comfortable.
Keep on truckin’.
My house has a better engine than yours.
Road Trip Captions for Long Hauls
Driving an RV is like piloting a boat on asphalt. It is slow, dangerous, and requires a lot of yelling. If you need more humor for the highway, definitely check our road trip jokes collection.
RV there yet?
It is about the journey, not the parking spot.
We are taking the scenic route (because we are lost).
I am tired of driving.
Get this show on the road.
I am driven to succeed at camping.
Put the pedal to the metal (and go 55 mph).
We are going the distance.
Fueling my addiction to travel.
Highways and byways are my home.
Don’t steer me wrong.
I auto know better by now.
Traffic is a huge pain in the gas.
Let’s make a u-turn on that decision.
Cruising for a bruising.
Sanitation and Maintenance Regrets
The worst part of owning an RV is fixing the RV. Or emptying the black water tank. If you are dealing with leaks and clogs, you might relate to our funny plumber jokes while you cry.
This is a load of sewage.
I am tankful for full hookups.
Don’t mean to dump on your parade.
This pipe is a bust.
I am draining my bank account fixing this.
Water you doing with that hose?
It is a dirty job.
Flushing away my hopes and dreams.
I can’t handle this mess.
There is a leak in the plan.
This smells fishy.
(Smells like the ocean? Try our fish dad jokes to distract yourself).
I am wiping the slate clean.
Sewer or later we have to leave.
This toilet is the throne of the road.
Financial Misery and Gas Prices
RVs are just holes in the road you throw money into. If you sold your actual house to buy this mobile money pit, our real estate puns might hit a little too close to home.
This trip is costing a fortune.
I am gas-ping at these prices.
My wallet is on empty.
Spending my retirement one gallon at a time.
This is highway robbery.
I am loan-ly without my savings.
Cheaper than therapy, barely.
We are banking on good weather.
Cash is king of the road.
Living on a budget in a bus.
Paid my dues at the toll booth.
This rig is a money pit.
I am fuel of regret.
Breaking the bank.
Worth every penny (I think).
Relationship Testing on the Road
Nothing says “romance” like sleeping three inches away from your partner while they snore. If you are trying to impress a date in a van, maybe start with our funny jokes for nurses if they have to patch you up after a hiking accident.
We are hitching up.
You are my tow-mate.
Let’s stick together like bugs on the windshield.
Do not trailer off when I am talking.
I am hooked on you.
Love is a bumpy road.
You drive me crazy.
We are the perfect match.
(Speaking of fire, check our campfire jokes for tonight).
Let’s never part ways.
I wheelie like you.
You are towing the line.
My heart is in park.
Let’s cruise together.
Marriage is an adventure.
Creative Names for Your Rig
Naming your RV is a rite of passage. It usually involves a terrible pun painted on the back window.
Harvey (The RV)
Van Halen
The Rolling Stone
Van Diesel
Breaking Dad
The Money Pit
Sir Camps-A-Lot
The Draggin’ Wagon
Home Slice
The Roadie
Vantasy Island
Method to the Madness
Shaggin’ Wagon (Please don’t use this one)
Fleetwood Mac-n-Cheese
Optimus Prime Real Estate
Corny RV Dad Jokes
We collected these directly from fathers wearing socks with sandals at KOA campgrounds.
Why did the RV go to the doctor? It had a bad case of fuel.
What do you call a campervan that can swim? A car-pool.
Why are RVs so bad at hiding? Because they are always spotted at campgrounds.
What kind of music do campervans listen to? Pop and lock.
Why broke up with her GPS? He just couldn’t find himself.
What do you call a sleeping RV? Exhausted.
Short RV Captions for Instagram
Because if you didn’t post it, did you really even camp?
Home is where we park it. 🚐
RV there yet? 🗺️
Living my best van life. ✨
Sorry for what I said when parking the camper. 🤐
Rolling home. 🏠
Just another day in paradise (parking lot). 🌴
Less house, more living. 🌲
Home on wheels. 🚍
Adventure awaits. ⛰️
Happy camper. ⛺
Hitting the Brakes on RV Humor
We have officially run out of gas. If you read this far, you probably need a break from the screen and some fresh air. We rate this collection of puns a solid 7/10 Cringes.
Go check your tire pressure and get out of here.
The RV Roadmap of Queries
Is it hard to drive an RV?
Yes. It is like driving a loaf of bread through a windstorm. You will sweat.
Why are RVs so expensive?
Because you are buying a car and a house at the same time, and both of them are made of plastic.
Can I park my RV anywhere?
Absolutely not. You will get a ticket faster than you can say “Walmart parking lot.”
Do RV toilets smell?
Only if you use them. We recommend finding a bush or a very nice gas station.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
