Welcome to the bottom of the barrel. You are probably here because you have a caffeine addiction and a burning desire to alienate your friends with terrible wordplay. We get it, not here to judge, just here to enable you. If you are looking for high-brow literature, please leave immediately. If you are looking for captions that will make your followers unfollow you, pull up a chair. We have brewed up a storm of regret.
If you need more generic morning humor to start your day, check out our collection of morning coffee puns or our Latte Puns. Otherwise, grab your mug and prepare to groan.
📑 A Shot of Organized Chaos
Classic Latte Puns to Espresso Your Feelings
You drink it every day, so you might as well make fun of it. These puns are the bread and butter of the coffee world. They are reliable, overused, and guaranteed to elicit a sigh of disappointment from anyone within earshot.
Cute Coffee Puns for Your Brew-tiful Romance
Nothing says “I love you” like a pun that makes your partner question why they are dating you. If you are trying to flirt at a coffee shop, please use these with extreme caution. We are not responsible for any breakups that occur after reading this list. If you prefer something sweeter, maybe try our donut valentine puns instead.
Barista Jokes That Will Get You Fired
If you work in a cafe, you know the struggle is real. The customers are demanding, the steam wand is loud, and the tips are questionable. These jokes are for the brave souls behind the counter who are tired of spelling names wrong on purpose. If your boss catches you reading these, you might need our clean funny jokes for work to save your job.
Latte Puns Art for When You Feel Artsy
You poured some milk into a cup and it kind of looks like a heart if you squint and tilt your head sideways. Congratulations, you are an artist. Here are some captions to distract people from the fact that your swan looks more like a blob. If you prefer green tea art, we also have matcha puns for that specific vibe.
Espresso Puns That Are Short and Bitter
Espresso is just coffee that is in a hurry and angry about it. These puns are concentrated, strong, and might give you heart palpitations if you consume too many of them at once. They pair nicely with our coffee dad jokes if you really want to annoy your family.
Milky Latte Puns That Are Udderly Ridiculous
A latte is mostly milk, so we cannot ignore the dairy aspect. Whether you drink oat, almond, or classic cow juice, these puns are calcium-fortified nonsense. If you like dairy humor, you might weirdly enjoy our cheese birthday puns.
Latte Names for Pets With Too Much Energy
You got a new puppy or kitten and it is bouncing off the walls like it just drank a triple shot. You need a name that fits. Here are some names that are cute but also suggest you spend too much time at Starbucks.
Corny Latte Dad Jokes
These are the jokes your dad tells the poor cashier while fumbling for exact change. They are painfull, classic. They are Star Wars dad jokes level of nerdy.
Short Latte puns Art Captions for Instagram
You took the photo. You adjusted the contrast. Now you need a caption that isn’t just “yum.” Here are some options that are short enough that people might actually read them before scrolling past.
The Daily Grind Has Stopped
We have reached the bottom of the cup. If you read all of those, we are genuinely concerned for your well-being. That was a lot of caffeine-based wordplay for one sitting. We give this post a solid 8/10 on the Regret Scale.
If you are still here and not completely disgusted, go bother your friends with these. Or better yet, send this to a barista you want to annoy.
The Steam-y Questions
Here are some questions people actually ask about lattes. We answered them. You are welcome.
Is a latte just wet coffee?
Technically, yes. It is espresso with a lot of steamed milk and a little bit of foam. It is basically a warm milk bath for a shot of coffee.
Why is it called a latte?
“Caffè latte” literally means “milk coffee” in Italian. If you order just a “latte” in Italy, you will likely be handed a glass of plain milk and a confused look.
Can I make latte art without a machine?
You can try. You can whisk hot milk in a jar and pour it wildly. It will look like a Rorschach test, but you can tell people it is abstract expressionism.
Does a latte puns have more caffeine than regular coffee?
Usually, no. A latte typically has one or two shots of espresso. A regular 12oz drip coffee often has more caffeine than a single shot of espresso. The latte just costs three times as much.
Is there a difference between a latte and a cappuccino?
Yes. A cappuccino has more foam and less steamed milk. A latte is milkier and creamier. If you want a mustache of foam, get the cappuccino.
