We are truly sorry you ended up here. If you are looking for high-quality, sophisticated literature about the spring season, you are in the wrong neighborhood. You probably just need a quick caption so you can go back to eating chocolate in a dark room. Here are some incredibly mediocre Easter egg puns to help you through this difficult, pastel-colored time.
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These Colorful Egg Puns Are Dyeing For Your Attention
Coloring eggs is basically just giving a bunch of calcium spheres a mid-life crisis. It is messy, it smells like vinegar, and the results are always slightly disappointing.
Hilarious Egg Hunt Jokes To Use While Wandering Aimlessly
Watching grown adults fight over plastic orbs in a backyard is the peak of human civilization. If you do not find the golden one, just remember that it is the thought of the candy inside that counts.
Spring Captions For When You Need To Post And Ghost
You spent three hours on your outfit and thirty seconds finding an egg. Use these captions so people think you actually enjoy being outside in the pollen.
Finding Eggs Jokes That Will Make You Regret Your Literacy
Why do we hide things just to find them again five minutes later? It is a metaphor for my car keys, but with more sugar involved.
What do you call a very tired egg hunter
Eggs-hausted
Why was the egg hiding in the tall grass
Because it was a little chicken
What do you call an egg that is an expert at hide and seek
A real shell-ebrity
How do you get an egg to laugh during the hunt
Tell it a cracking joke
What did the egg say to the grass
You really make me feel grounded
Why did the egg hunt take so long
Because everyone was walking on eggshells
What is an egg’s favorite type of tree
A beech tree
Why do eggs never tell jokes during the hunt
They might crack up too soon
What did the detective say during the egg hunt
I think I have un-scrambled the mystery
How do eggs stay healthy during the spring
They do lots of egg-ersize
Why was the golden egg so proud
It was in a sunny-side up mood
What happens if you find a grumpy egg
It becomes hard-boiled
Where do eggs go on vacation after the hunt
New York City, the Big Apple-y
How do you know if an egg is having a good time
It is really whisk-ing it all
What do you call a clever egg you found in the woods
An egg-head
Egg Puns For Pets Who Think The Eggs Are Toys
If your dog or cat thinks the plastic eggs are snacks, you are in for a long afternoon. Just make sure they do not eat the actual dye, or your carpet will have its own colorful theme.
These Finding Eggs Jokes Are Honestly A Cry For Help
We could have written a serious guide on how to boil water. Instead, we are here, making puns about oval-shaped poultry products. Life is a journey.
This Experience Was Truly Un-egg-ceptional
Congratulations on making it to the bottom of this page. Your reward is absolutely nothing, except for the lingering feeling that you could have spent the last five minutes doing something productive.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Cringes.
If you enjoyed this suffering, you might want to see our raccoon puns or check out some coffee jokes to wake yourself up from this fever dream.
Hard-Boiled Facts For Your Brain
Why do we even use eggs for Easter
Because it represents new life, but mostly because it is easier to hide than a whole chicken. Plus, chickens do not take dye very well and they tend to run away during the hunt.
Can I eat the eggs after I hide them
If they are hard-boiled and have been sitting in the sun for three hours, I would highly recommend you do not. Unless you want your stomach to feel like it is in a blender.
What is the best way to win an egg hunt
Cheat. Or just be faster than a seven-year-old. Most people find that the “look with your eyes, not your hands” rule is just a suggestion.
Why are some eggs golden
Because someone wanted to feel fancy and decided a plastic egg needed a promotion. It is the CEO of the egg basket and usually contains the best sugar-based bribes.
Is it normal to feel this much regret after reading puns
Yes, it is a very common side effect of visiting PunSpill. We recommend a nap and some actual food that isn’t shaped like an oval.
