Look, we know exactly why you are here. You bought a pair of cheap rabbit ears for a selfie and now you desperately need Easter bunny puns to justify the purchase. We apologize in advance for what you are about to read. This collection of spring animal jokes is deeply embarrassing, highly cringey, and entirely our fault. Please forgive us.
We tried to find the absolute worst wordplay about these fluffy little menaces, and we definitely succeeded. If you thought our Easter egg puns were bad, just wait until you read these.
I do not even carrot all about your opinion right now.
You are looking quite ear-resistible in that ridiculous outfit.
Let us hop to it before the holiday is officially over.
I am literally having a terrible bad hare day.
Every bunny needs somebunny to love during the holidays.
That story you just told was truly hare-raising.
Nobody is jumping to any conclusions about who ate the candy.
You really need to hop-timize your schedule better.
I am feeling incredibly eggs-hausted from all this forced family time.
Do not worry so much and just be hoppy.
That was a truly hare-brained scheme from the start.
You have got to be kit-ting me with these prices.
I am entirely ears whenever you want to complain.
Stop being a rabbit fan of that terrible television show.
I think I will just burrow into my blankets and avoid everyone.
Solid Chocolate Bunny Puns to Rot Your Teeth
Eating hollow chocolate is a scam, but these chocolate bunny puns are completely solid. Grab a sugary snack and prepare to feel completely empty inside.
I am hollow inside whenever you leave the room.
You are exactly what I have bean looking for all season.
Do not try to sweet talk me out of my candy stash.
This whole awkward situation is going to melt my heart.
I am totally cocoa for your new outfit.
You put one sweet hop in my step today.
Please do not bite my head off over a simple mistake.
I am feeling completely foiled by these complicated wrappers.
We really need to wrap this party up soon.
Stop being so flakey and share the expensive treats.
You are the absolute center of my entire basket.
That joke your uncle told was incredibly rich.
I am not trying to sugarcoat how terrible these jokes are.
You really crack me up when you trip over things.
I think I am slowly going into a sugar coma.
Cringey Rabbit Jokes for Your Family Dinner
Nothing ruins a holiday gathering faster than forcing your relatives to listen to spring animal jokes. Use these to ensure nobody invites you back next year, which is basically a win for introverts.
I am reading a book on anti-gravity and it is impossible to put down, just like a wild rabbit.
My patience is wearing incredibly thin like a chewed carrot.
You are looking absolutely radish-ing tonight.
I am trying to weed out the bad jokes from my repertoire.
Let us get to the root of the family drama.
You are definitely stepping on my paws.
I am feeling very jumpy after drinking four coffees.
We should lettuce celebrate together quietly.
Do not beet around the bush when you talk to me.
I am not trying to pull a fast one on you.
You really need to snap out of this weird mood.
That pastel outfit is totally cotton my eye.
I am incredibly stuffed from all this mediocre food.
You are my absolute favorite peep in this whole room.
Catch you later in the cabbage patch.
Hilarious Easter Bunny Names for Your Pets
If you recently adopted a small screaming creature that eats your baseboards, it needs a proper title. Here are terrible names for your new, expensive roommate.
Bunedict Cumberbatch
Luke Skyhopper
David Hasselhop
Mary Hoppins
Marilyn Mon-rabbit
Dennis Hopper
Alexander Graham Bunny
Hoptimus Prime
Chewbacca
Bunny White
Fuzz Aldrin
Sir Hops-a-Lot
Julius Squeezer
Leonardo DiHaprio
Rabbit De Niro
Painfully Corny Rabbit Dad Jokes
Dads everywhere rejoice because we compiled the worst question and answer format jokes on the internet. Read them out loud to instantly cause physical pain to those around you.
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? With a hare brush.
Where do bunnies go to eat breakfast? IHOP.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An hop-timist.
How do rabbits travel across the country? By hare-plane.
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit? He does hare-obics.
What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip hop.
Why did the bunny cross the road? To prove he was not chicken.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? The bunny hop.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A dust bunny.
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On their bunny-moon.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit feet.
What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
Short Hop Captions for Instagram Selfies
You spent forty minutes trying to get the perfect lighting while holding a chocolate egg. Now you need a caption that proves you are totally casual and not trying too hard.
Feeling very hoppy today and I am not sorry about it. 🐰
Just a bunny looking for her favorite carrot. 🥕
Some bunny loves you but it is probably not me. 🐾
Hopping into the weekend like I have no actual responsibilities. ✨
I am officially a basket case today. 🧺
Living my absolute best hare day. 🐇
Catch me eating my body weight in solid chocolate. 🍫
You cannot catch me because I am entirely too fast. 🏃♀️
Just here for the candy and the pastel aesthetics. 🍬
Hoping your day is exactly as sweet as my outfit. 🌸
Wrapping Up This Tragic Basket of Bunny Puns
Rating of Regret: 9.5/10 Cringes.
If you somehow survived this agonizing display of vocabulary, go inflict it on your friends. Share this page with someone you secretly dislike and leave a comment below with your own terrible wordplay so we can judge you.
Frequently Asked Questions About Our Bad Hare Day
Are these Easter bunny puns actually funny?
Absolutely not. They are scientifically formulated to induce groans and second hand embarrassment.
Can I use these hop captions on TikTok?
You can certainly try, but the algorithm might permanently ban you for having zero chill.
Why are chocolate bunny puns so depressing?
Because deep down we all know eating the hollow ears first is a mild form of betrayal.
Will reading rabbit jokes make me a better person?
No, it will likely ruin your reputation and isolate you from your loved ones. Proceed with extreme caution.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
