Read this disclaimer before you blame us.
The information provided on PunSpill is for “entertainment purposes only.” We use the term “entertainment” loosely.
By reading this website, you acknowledge that we are not experts, professionals, or even particularly responsible adults. We are people who write puns about vegetables on the internet. Please lower your expectations accordingly.
1. General Liability (The “We Are Idiots” Clause)
The “Don’t Trust Us” Rule: Everything on this website is provided “as is,” without warranty of any kind. While we try to keep the puns fresh, we make no representations about the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any information found here.
- If we write about “Banking Puns”: Do not take financial advice from us. We are broke.
- If we write about “Medical Puns”: Do not take medical advice from us. Go to a doctor.
- If we write about “Legal Puns”: Do not take legal advice from us. Obviously.
2. Social Consequences (The “Relationship” Clause)
The “At Your Own Risk” Rule: PunSpill is strictly NOT liable for any social fallout resulting from the use of our content. We are not responsible if:
- You get uninvited to Thanksgiving because you wouldn’t stop making “Turkey Puns.”
- Your Tinder match unmatches you immediately after you open with a “Vegetable Joke.”
- You sustain a physical injury from your friends rolling their eyes too hard at you.
You chose to use these puns. You must live with the consequences.
3. Affiliate Disclosure (The “We Like Money” Clause)
The “Sellout” Rule: This website may contain affiliate links (e.g., to Amazon or other retailers). This means that if you click on a link and buy something (like a T-shirt or a weird mug), we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.
- Do we spend this money on improving the site? Probably not.
- Do we spend it on iced coffee? Absolutely.
- Does this influence our content? No. We will mock a product even if we are selling it.
4. Accuracy of Information
The “We Might Be Wrong” Rule: We write jokes, not textbooks. If we say “Capybaras are native to Mars” for the sake of a rhyme, please do not use that in your biology homework. You will fail, and we will laugh.
5. External Links
The “Not Our Problem” Rule: PunSpill may contain links to other websites. We have no control over the nature, content, and availability of those sites. The inclusion of any links does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorse the views expressed within them. If you click a link and end up in a weird corner of the internet, that is an adventure between you and your browser.
Final Warning: You are now fully aware that this website is a chaotic mess of wordplay and bad decisions. Proceed at your own risk.
The “Not My Fault” Section
Clarifying that your breakup is on you.
Did you really just disclaim responsibility for my breakup?
Yes. If your relationship couldn’t survive a “Lettuce turnip the beat” joke, it wasn’t strong enough to begin with.
Are you actually experts in anything?
We are experts in wasting time. That is about it.
I bought a product you linked and I hate it.
We are sorry. Please contact the seller. We just put the link there because it looked funny.
Can I copy-paste your content onto my own blog?
No. That is called theft. If you do it, we will tell your mother, and she will be very disappointed in you. Also, we will file a DMCA takedown, which is less funny.
Why are there ads on this site?
Because hosting costs money and Umer needs to buy iced coffee. If you prefer an ad-free experience, simply close your eyes while scrolling.
Is this content safe for work (NSFW)?
Most of it is safe, but your boss might fire you for wasting company time reading “Opossum Jokes.” Proceed with caution.
Why are you so specific about liability?
Because we live in a world where people sue coffee for being hot. We aren’t taking any chances with “Hot Potato Puns.”
