Welcome to the bottom of the barrel. You are likely here because you have a picture of a smiling anthropomorphic orange and you need a caption that screams “I am witty but also slightly annoying.” We get it. We are not judging you. Actually, we are judging you a little bit, but we are also helping you. Here is a list of cute fruit puns that are sweet, sticky, and guaranteed to make your friends reconsider following you.
📑 The Harvest List of Fruit Puns
Berry Cute Puns for Sweet Talkers
Berries are small, expensive, and usually go bad the second you look at them wrong. But they make for excellent puns because they are inherently adorable. If you need more specific captions for your red berries, check out our strawberry captions collection. For now, enjoy this jam session.
Citrus Puns That Have Major Appeal
These fruits are acidic, sour, and sting if they get in your eye. Much like my dating life. If you need something to pair with your morning routine, these go great with our morning coffee puns. Here are some zest-filled one-liners.
Melon Puns because You Can’t Elope
Melons are mostly water and thick skin. They are the bodybuilders of the fruit world. If you are having a summer picnic, you might want to bring some taco puns along for the savory side of things.
Apple and Pear Puns from the Core
Apples are the teachers’ pets of the fruit world. They are reliable, crunchy, and look good in a bowl. If you are into things that grow from the ground, you might also like our dirty plant puns (don’t worry, they are just soil jokes).
Tropical Puns for Avo-control Freaks
Tropical fruits are high maintenance. They require specific humidity and usually cost three times as much as an apple. Speaking of high maintenance green things, we have a whole section on avocado puns if you need more guac content.
Healthy Food Jokes for Salad Days
Sometimes fruit isn’t enough and you need to bring vegetables into the mix. We apologize. If you are trying to be healthy, you can read these while eating a donut. Check out our donut puns if you have given up on the diet already.
Cute Fruit Names for Pets
You got a new pet and you want to name it something food-related because you are quirky. We support this questionable life choice. Here are names that will make your vet sigh.
The only thing cuter than a pet named “Mochi” is a pet named “Kiwi.”
Corny Fruit Dad Jokes
These are the jokes you tell at a party when you want people to leave. They are clean, simple, and structurally sound.
Short Fruit Captions for Instagram
You took a photo of your smoothie bowl. It took you 20 minutes to arrange the slices. The ice is melting. Post it quick.
Running Out of Fruit Juice
We have reached the end of the produce aisle. Hopefully, you found something ripe enough to steal for your social media caption. If not, just post a picture of a pizza instead. We have pizza puns for that too.
Rating of Regret: 7/10 Cringes.
Next Step: Go eat an apple. It’s good for you.
Questions You Avo-Wanted to Ask
We know you have questions. We also know they are probably weird. Here are the answers.
What is the funniest fruit?
Bananas. They have their own comedy routine built in (the peel slip).
What is a good fruit pun for a card?
“I love you berry much” works for almost anyone unless they are allergic to strawberries.
Are tomatoes fruits?
Yes, technically. But don’t put them in a fruit salad or people will stop inviting you to things.
What rhymes with orange?
Nothing perfectly. Stop trying. It’s annoying.
Why are fruit puns so popular?
Because they are wholesome, easy to understand, and universally groaned at.
