You searched for crochet puns because your friends are tired of your normal crafting updates. We get it. We are sorry for what you are about to read. Our team has stitched together the most agonizing, cringe worthy yarn jokes on the internet. Grab your hook, pretend you are being productive, and let the regret wash over you. If you survived our puns about knitting, you might just survive this.
Yarn is just string that causes emotional breakdowns. Here is some terrible wordplay to distract you from that tangled mess.
I am frayed of running out of yarn.
You are looking very yarn-some today.
Let us spin a yarn about my crafting addiction.
This project is a total yarn-tastrophe.
I am having a ball with this new pattern.
Do not be such a skein in the neck.
I am spinning out of control at the craft store.
We make a purl-fect team.
That is a wool-y bad idea.
Stop stringing me along.
It is time to dye this yarn a new color.
You have got to be kid-mohair me.
I am alpaca my bags and going to the yarn shop.
That sweater is absolutely fleece-tastic.
My patience is wearing thread-bare.
Catchy Hook Puns To Keep You Looped In
Without a hook, you are just a person holding string and crying. Let us celebrate the only tool standing between you and madness.
I am completely hooked on this new stitch.
Let me off the hook, I have to craft.
You are the captain hook of my heart.
I need to catch up on my crochet time.
This hobby has its hooks in me deep.
By hook or by crook, I will finish this blanket.
Just throwing out a line to see if you want to craft.
Playing hooky to finish my sweater.
That is a solid left hook you got there.
Let us loop back to that pattern later.
I am loopy from counting all these stitches.
Throw me a loop, I am lost on this row.
Keeping you in the loop on my latest project.
I am just hanging around with my crochet tools.
It is hard to grasp how many hooks I own.
Seamless Handmade Jokes For Your DIY Soul
Making things by hand costs three times as much as buying them. Here are jokes to justify your expensive financial choices.
I made this hand-ily.
You really crafted a masterpiece there.
This took a lot of blood, sweat, and tears.
It is knot what it looks like.
I am tying the knot with my current project.
Do not get your yarn in a knot.
That is a stitch in time.
You have me in stitches with that joke.
We are stitched together forever.
I am sew done with this blanket.
Sew what if I have too much yarn?
This is a seamless transition into crafting.
You are entirely un-raveling my plans.
Let me weave you a tale of my DIY fails.
It is a wrap on this handmade scarf.
Hilarious Crochet Puns For Amigurumi Lovers
Making tiny stuffed animals is a completely normal adult hobby. These puns are as softly stuffed as your little creations. Check out our highland cow puns if you need more animal inspiration.
This little guy is stuffed with love.
I am bear-y excited about this crochet bear.
That is toad-ally an awesome amigurumi frog.
You are pulling my leg with this tiny arm.
This bunny pattern is hopping mad.
I am feline purr-fect about this crocheted cat.
My plushie collection is growing out of control.
What a cute-icle little handmade toy.
I am stitching together a tiny zoo.
Do not fret, the safety eyes are secure.
This small dog is completely paws-ome.
My amigurumi is looking a bit stiff.
I am feeling plush today.
That is a soft subject to bring up.
You really nailed the details on that tiny face.
Threadbare Names For Your Crochet Business
Thinking of selling your creations to people who will refuse to pay full price? You need a terrible business name first.
The Hooker’s Hideaway
Knot Your Average Granny
Yarn To Be Wild
Loop Dreams
The Purl Jam
Stitch Please
Tangled Up In You
The Crazy Yarn Lady
Hooked On A Feeling
Wool You Be Mine
The Happy Hooker
Skein Deep
Thread Lightly
Frayed Knots
Spinning Yarns
Corny Crochet Dad Jokes To Ruin Family Dinner
These Q and A style jokes are strictly for the brave. They are guaranteed to make your family roll their eyes so hard they pull a muscle.
Why did the crocheter get arrested? They were caught hooking in public.
What is a crocheter’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal hooks.
Why do crocheters make terrible comedians? They always lose the thread.
How do you know someone is addicted to yarn? They are constantly spinning tales.
Why was the crochet blanket so tired? It was totally worn out.
What did the yarn say to the hook? You are really pulling my strings.
Why did the ball of yarn cross the road? To tie up loose ends.
What is a yarn lover’s favorite dessert? A skein of ice cream.
Why did the crafter break up with their partner? There were too many strings attached.
How do crocheters stay cool in summer? They use a loose stitch.
Snappy Crafting Captions For Your Instagram Posts
Stop trying to think of clever things to say when you post your new cardigan. Just copy and paste one of these and go back to counting your stitches.
I make things with string and pure spite. 🧶
Hooked on this current work in progress. 🪝
Just a girl and her unreasonable amount of yarn. 🧵
Knot today Satan, I have crafting to do. 😈
Turning cheap string into expensive fashion. 👗
Apologies for what I said when I dropped a stitch. 🤐
Yes I am still working on this blanket, no you cannot have it. 🛌
My blood type is 90 percent acrylic blend. 🩸
Talk to me after I finish this row. ✋
Fueled by latte puns and a desperate need to finish this beanie. ☕
The Final Stitch In Our Mental Breakdown
We have officially run out of yarn jokes to subject you to.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Dropped Stitches.
If you actually enjoyed this, please leave a comment below or share this tragedy with a fellow crafter who needs a good groan.
The Tangled Web Of Frequently Asked Questions
What is the difference between knitting and crochet?
Crochet uses one hook, knitting uses two needles, and both will eventually cause you carpal tunnel.
Can you crochet a girlfriend?
You can definitely crochet a human shaped pillow, but it probably will not text you back.
How much yarn is too much yarn?
That is a trick question designed by people who hate joy. There is no such thing as too much yarn.
Is it illegal to crochet in public?
Only if you call it hooking loud enough to concern the local authorities.
Why does my crochet project look like a triangle instead of a square?
Because you cannot count, Brenda. Try looking at the pattern next time.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
