Welcome to the section of the website we try to avoid.
If you have clicked this page, it usually means one of three things happened:
- You read a pun so bad that you feel legally compelled to report it.
- You used one of our pickup lines and are now currently single.
- You are a lonely advertiser looking to give us money.
Whatever the reason, the Complaint Department is open. Please keep in mind that our customer service team is run entirely by Gerald (the Opossum), so don’t expect empathy. He doesn’t have any.
The Expectations “After You Submit Form” Successfully
⚠️ Response Time Warning: We try to respond to all legitimate business inquiries within 3-5 business years.
- If you are complaining: Your message will be printed out and fed to the shredder.
- If you are Umer’s Mom: Please stop using this form, just call me.
- If you are an Advertiser: Gerald will wake up immediately. Expect a reply soon.
Stalk Us Elsewhere:
If this form feels too formal, you can slide into our DMs where we are equally unhelpful.
- Instagram: @PunSpill (For visual regrets)
- Pinterest: PunSpill (For pinning your mistakes)
- Twitter/X: @Pun_Spill (For unhinged thoughts)
- Facebook: @PunSpill (For tagging the friends you secretly hate)
- YouTube: @PunSpill (For watching us fail in 4K)
Pre-Complaint Questions
Read this before you start screaming.
I want a refund.
This website is free. We will happily refund you $0.00. Please allow 3-5 business years for processing.
Can I send you a pun to publish?
You can try. But unless it makes us physically recoil in pain, we probably won’t use it. We have high standards for low quality.
Why hasn’t Gerald replied to my email?
He is nocturnal. And also an opossum. He literally cannot read. We are working on it.
Where is your office located?
In the cloud. Which sounds fancy, but really just means Umer’s living room. Please do not visit.
Can I hire you to write jokes for my wedding speech?
Only if you want the bride to leave you at the altar.
