Look, we know why you are here. You forgot to buy a card, you are sitting in your car outside the party, and you are frantically Googling for something witty to write so you don’t look like a terrible friend. We respect the hustle. We do not respect ourselves for writing these jokes, but that is a problem for our therapists. Here is a massive list of dairy based humor that will likely ruin your friendship.
You need generic jokes that work for anyone who eats dairy and enjoys mediocrity. If these don’t land, you can always pivot to our taco puns because everyone loves Mexican food more than they love aging.
Hope you have a grate birthday.
You look really gouda for your age.
Another birthday? You have got to brie kidding me.
Have a fan-tastic birthday.
I hope your birthday is stinking awesome.
Do not be blue, it is just a number.
You are aging like a fine cheddar.
Let us taco bout how old you are getting.
Today is going to be legend-dairy.
Just in queso you didn’t know, happy birthday.
Nothing gets feta than this party.
I hope you have a hole lot of fun today.
You are the big cheese today.
Let us get this par-tea started.
Birthdays make everything betta with feta.
Have a Gouda Birthday With These Puns
Gouda is the workhorse of the cheese pun world. It fits everywhere, much like the regret we feel after writing this article. If these feel too sophisticated, maybe lower your standards and check out our opossum puns.
Have a gouda one, old friend.
It is all gouda in the hood.
Life is gouda, especially with cake.
You are looking gouda today.
Is it your birthday? Gouda for you.
I hope your day is as gouda as you are.
For gouda ness sake, eat some cake.
Have a gouda time celebrating.
You are a gouda friend to have.
This party is actually pretty gouda.
Make sure you have a gouda time tonight.
Nothing but gouda vibes today.
Keep it gouda, birthday boy.
That cake looks gouda enough to eat.
We are going to have a gouda night.
Brie-lliant Cheese Puns for Birthdays
These jokes are soft, mushy, and might smell a little funky if you leave them out too long. They are perfect for that friend who thinks they are fancy but still eats string cheese at 3 AM. If they need caffeine to stay awake for these, send them our coffee dad jokes.
You are absolutely brie-lliant.
I will brie there for your party.
Please brie mine, birthday girl.
Let it brie, let it brie.
To brie or not to brie old.
You brie-long with us celebrating.
Do not go brie-king my heart.
I am brie-gging for some cake.
Sweet dreams are made of brie.
You better brie-lieve it is your birthday.
I could not brie happier for you.
Let us brie friends forever.
Do not brie afraid of getting older.
Sending you brie-zy birthday wishes.
We are just brie-zing through life.
Sharp Birthday Cheese Joke Lists
Cheddar puns are sharp, unlike the person reading this right now. We scraped the bottom of the barrel to find these. If you like things that are sharp and prickly, you might also weirdly enjoy our bee puns.
You are looking sharp today.
Things can only get cheddar from here.
You make everything cheddar.
Hope your day is cheddar than the rest.
We go together like mac and cheese.
You are the sharpest tool in the shed.
Getting older is cheddar than the alternative.
This party is cheddar late than never.
Money makes the world go round, but cheddar helps.
You are acting a bit sharp for your age.
Spread the love like cheddar.
You simply do it cheddar.
Keep your head up and get that cheddar.
A little more cheddar makes it better.
Stay sharp, birthday girl.
Nacho Average Birthday Puns
This is where things get spicy and slightly desperate. These are for when you want to sound casual but actually spent 20 minutes looking up cheese slang. If you are into weird green things, maybe go read our dirty plant puns instead.
Nacho average birthday party.
I am nacho friend, I am your best friend.
This is nacho year to be sad.
It is nacho business how old I am.
Let us have a nacho ordinary night.
I am nacho typical party planner.
We are nacho going to sleep early.
You are nacho average human.
Make sure this is nacho last drink.
Let us get jalapeño business.
I am queso excited for you.
Just in queso you forgot, I love you.
Queso the deal is we eat cake.
I love you more than queso.
Let us seal it with a queso.
Holy Cheese Puns for Birthdays
Swiss cheese has holes. These jokes have holes in their logic. It is a perfect match. If you feel like hibernating after reading these, go check out our bear puns.
Holy cow, you are old.
Have a hole lot of fun.
You make me feel hole.
I have a hole new appreciation for you.
Let us eat the hole cake.
Your story is full of holes.
I love you a hole bunch.
You are swiss sweet.
Do not miss out on the fun.
Let us not leave any holes in the plan.
You are the swiss est thing.
I am in a hole lot of trouble.
Let us spend the hole day together.
Do not be a swiss y.
This birthday feels holy amazing.
Cheesy Nicknames for the Birthday Human
If you call your friend one of these names in public, they are legally allowed to slap you. We do not make the rules.
The Big Cheese
Brie-yoncé
Justin Brie-ber
Kim Kar-dash-ian
Mozzarella Fella
Gouda Buddy
Cheddar Chad
Feta Wap
Parmesan Prince
Curd Cobain
Swiss Miss
Ricotta Rita
Blue Ivy
Gorgonzola Godzilla
String Cheese Steve
Corny Birthday Cheese Joke Q&A
Sometimes you need a setup and a punchline to truly annoy everyone in the room. If you enjoy this level of dad humor, you will probably suffer through our Star Wars dad jokes too.
Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced? It had grate plans for the future.
What did the cheese say to the therapist? I feel like I am falling apart.
Which cheese is the most religious? Swiss, because it is holy.
What music does cheese listen to? R ‘n’ Brie.
What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese.
Why was the cheese feeling so confident? It was on a roll.
What did the parmesan say to the cheddar? You are looking sharp.
Why did the cheese loose the race? It was lagging behind in the curd.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese? Limburger.
Why did the cheese get a divorce? Because his wife was a muenster.
How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
What did the cheese say to the ghost? I am lack-ghost intolerant.
Where does cheese go on vacation? The Golden Grate Bridge.
What happens when cheese gets sad? It gets blue.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby Cheeses.
Short Cheese Birthday Captions for Instagram
You took a picture of a charcuterie board and now you need a caption so people know you are cultured. If you play pickleball, we have pickleball jokes too, because of course you do.
Hoping today is gouda. 🧀
Aged to perfection. 🍷
Just here for the cheese. 🐭
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. 😴
Living the gouda life. ✨
Brie mine? ❤️
Too gouda to be true. 🥳
Feeling grate today. 🎉
Just in queso you didn’t know. 🎂
Cheese the day. ☀️
The Final Cheese Board
We have reached the end. If you read all of those, we assume you are currently questioning your life choices. We rate this experience 8/10 cringes. Go eat some dairy and forget this ever happened.
The Sharpest Questions
Is it okay to gift cheese for a birthday?
Yes, unless they are lactose intolerant, in which case it is a biological weapon.
What is the funniest cheese?
Probably Swiss, because it is holy funny. We apologize for that.
How do I make a cheese pun?
Take a word like “good” and replace it with “gouda.” It is not rocket science, it is just sad.
Can I write these on a cake?
You can, but the frosting might reject the pun out of principle.
Why are cheese puns so popular?
Because they are easy, cheesy, and require zero brain cells to understand.
What goes well with cheese puns?
Wine. Lots and lots of wine to numb the pain.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
