Look, we know why you are here. Your house smells like a fake vanilla forest and you need a caption because your personality has become “enjoys fire in a jar.” We are sorry you have reached this level of boredom, but we are also here to enable it with the lowest quality candle humor on the internet.
Light them up and watch them melt, much like our dignity while writing these. If you are looking for a reason to stop, this list is not it.
It is time to get lit in here.
You are the wick to my candle.
I am feeling a bit wax-ical today.
This candle is a scent-sation for the senses.
Do not let your flame flicker out.
I am just a wick-ed person at heart.
Stop being so wax-y about your feelings.
I am having a melt-down over this lavender scent.
That is a bright idea you have there.
You really glow girl.
Life is wick-ed short so buy the candle.
I am just here to wax poetic.
Do not get burned by a bad candle.
You are the light of my life.
Everything is wax and mirrors.
Wax Puns That Are Totally Un-bear-able
Wax is basically just hard oil that gives up when it gets hot. These jokes are also giving up, but they are here for you anyway.
This conversation is getting a little wax-y.
I am at my wicks end with these puns.
You are really molding into a great person.
That candle is truly un-melt-able.
I have a wax-ing interest in home decor.
Do not be so cold-waxed to me.
This is the wick-ed truth about candles.
You are doing a glow-ing job.
I am feeling very melta-physical today.
Just wax on and wax off.
That candle has a wick-ed sense of humor.
I am totally smitten with this kitten candle.
Stop wax-ing lyrical about your ex.
You have a bright future in candle making.
I am just a wax figure of my former self.
Scent Jokes For People Who Love Smelling Things
Scented candles are just a way to lie to your guests about how your house actually smells. Here is some humor to distract them from the lingering smell of last night’s takeout.
That scent is scent-sational in every way.
I am follow-ing my scent-iments.
This candle makes total scents.
I am a scent-imental fool for jasmine.
You are looking quite scent-illating today.
I do not have a scent to my name.
That is a scent-ual experience.
I am in a scent-sory overload.
This candle is worth every scent.
I have a scent-ral nervous system issue with this smell.
Do not be so scent-entious.
I am feeling scent-ered and calm.
That was a scent-less crime.
You have a great scent of humor.
I am just a scent-ury behind the times.
Home Decor Jokes To Spruce Up Your Space
Decorating with candles is the easiest way to look like an adult without actually cleaning anything. Just put a jar on a stack of books and call it a vibe.
My house is a glow zone only.
I am wick-ly obsessed with this table setting.
This room has a bright personality.
I am just a fan of the flame.
Decorating is my bright spot of the day.
I have a flare for the dramatic.
This candle is a match made in heaven for my coffee table.
I am beaming with pride over this shelf.
My decor style is flame-boyant.
I am just trying to lighten the mood.
This room is a total glow up.
I am flicker-ing through some design magazines.
You have a spark-ling home.
This candle is the pièce de wax-istance.
I am wax-ing enthusiastic about this rug.
Candle Names For The Pyromaniac In Your Life
Naming a candle is 90 percent of the marketing because “Hot Goo No. 4” just does not sell well. Here are some options that are definitely better than that.
Wick-ed Games
Wax On Wax Off
Scent-imental Value
The Big Melt
Lit Happens
Burn Baby Burn
Wick-ipedia
Scent-sitive Soul
Wax-a-million
Glow Your Own Way
Match Point
The Bright Stuff
Flickering Faith
Wax-imum Overdrive
Light My Fire
Corny Candle Dad Jokes
These jokes are like a cheap candle because they are annoying, they linger too long, and they might give you a headache. Enjoy the pain.
What did the candle say to the other candle? Are you going out tonight?
Why was the candle so frustrated? Because he was at his wicks end.
What is a candle’s favorite sport? Wick-et.
How do you make a candle laugh? You give it a light tickle.
Why did the candle go to school? To get a little brighter.
What do you call a candle that is a musician? A wick-tar player.
Why was the candle so happy? Because it was feeling lit.
What happened when the candle got angry? It blew its top.
Short Relaxation Captions For Instagram
If you did not post a picture of your candle next to a glass of wine, did you even relax? Use these to prove to your followers that you are definitely not stressed.
Just getting lit and staying home. 🕯️
Life is better when you are glowing. ✨
Feeling wick-ed and relaxed. 🌙
Scent-ing you some good vibes. 🌸
Waxing poetic in the bathtub. 🛁
Total melt-down mode engaged. 🕯️
I am a sucker for a bright idea. 💡
Stay lit, stay cozy. 🔥
Just a girl and her glow. ✨
Everything makes scents now. 🧘
Burnt To A Crisp And Ready To Quit
We have reached the point where the wax has pooled and our brain cells have officially evaporated. If you managed to read this far, we are both impressed and deeply concerned for your social life.
Rating of Regret: 9/10 Cringes.
Go blow out your candles before you forget and give your insurance agent a heart attack. If you enjoyed this wax puns disaster, check out our other posts before we delete them out of shame.
The Wick-ed Truth About Your FAQ
Why do candles always seem so stressed?
Because they are constantly burning the candle at both ends and eventually they just have a total melt down.
Can I use these puns at a dinner party?
Only if you want to be the reason people start leaving early to “feed their cat.”
Is it possible to have too many candles?
Physically, no, but your fire marshal and your bank account might have a very different opinion on the matter.
What is the best way to light a candle?
With a match made in heaven or a lighter that actually works on the first try, which is basically a miracle.
Do candles enjoy being lit?
They seem to have a real flare for it, but they always end up a little burnt out by the end of the night.
The Person To Blame
Umer | Chief Regret Officer
Umer is the founder of PunSpill and a certified disappointment to his high school guidance counselor. He spends his days writing puns that make people groan and his nights arguing with Gerald, his emotional support opossum (and Head of HR).
He created this website because his friends muted him in the group chat. If you hated this article, please direct your complaints to the opossum; he handles the shredding.
I'm Umer. He's Gerald. I write the bad jokes; he handles the complaints (by sleeping). We created PunSpill so you have something to send your friends to annoy them. Read the full confession here.
